OTF

Have to feel for Luke Edwards in this one. He'd have had to have waited for 25+ minutes to decide if he was watching this or not.

After doing his best to end his season through just not giving a fuck, Schar has had to resort to an injury to get the job done.

One thing that never shocks me is how ill informed and full of actual shite commentators are when it comes to us. Seems to be right across the board too, then I'm sure we only ever get the B teams.

That was a much better goal celebration from Kane.

*makes that fucking annoying noise*

You can definitely tell that he's trained with some quality players in the past. He's in the midst of one of his good patches, I'll write him off again when he reverts to type.

It's probably being slightly unfair, but when I look at Bruce I imagine his thinking is along the lines of Homer Simpson.

Joelinton warming up, they'll be shitting themselves about him coming on said no one ever.

Harry Kane's celebration is fucking gash

Add another NUFC assist for Sissoko.

Not in England commonly, but you do see the quality of spraying the ball about with accuracy in some of the better sides. Historically Gerrard was a player with exceptional ability on the ball. I agree that you won't see interest from top sides which is down to temperament and consistency.

Pack of cowards.

I think if he was in a good competitive side you'd see the best of him far more often. The best of him brings a dimension that other players, even very good ones, don't have.

He's caught in an any interaction is good loop that has the net result of presenting his intelligence and social awareness being on par with an early teenage troll.

TBH in this one they're not that aggravating because apart from a pretty lucky finish they've been largely dreadful.

You could do with having him out there if you have the quality elsewhere to maintain posession and to make something of the chances he'll create.

Unlucky for Gayle there.

At our level you can get a fullback who has a maximum of two out of the following characteristics: - Good in defense - Good in attack - Fast - Good variety of hair styles and tattoos

Well played out there Schar

Joelinton would have got on the end of that.

Wonder whether they just delay the broadcast by a few seconds so the audio can match what has actually happened? Can't see why they wouldn't.

Voldy with an open header there, seems we will regret not making anything of this relatively dominant period.

We've had a lively start. Expect this enthusiasm to end the moment they have their first attack.

Schar just not giving a fuck out there.

Stupid, but he did the same thing that was done to him.