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Thought it said minges. 0/10 would not read again

If the Chopra deal falls through I've heard Xisco and Nacho are in advanced stages with their latin themed proposal.

The reality also is that any such cunt will still exist regardless of the ownership relationship with any football club. Owning the club just gives an indication of something that they may spend some of their money on. In the case of the existing cunt there is pretty much no reason, excepting for maintaining premier league status, that any noteable amount of money will be spent on the club, the academy or the area in general. There is however good reason to suspect that the other cunt(s) will have motivation (regardless of how sinister) to spend money on all three. The great thing is that even if they did buy the club and spend money there's not a single reason why you would have to change your previously decided mind about the level of their cunt status. They're entirely mutually exclusive.

Dear Premier League, Remember that time when a beach ball was our best on ground? You must really be missing that. Your sister league partner for life, Sunderland AFC (on the river where they used to build the boats) FTM

I'm assuming he's probably only got one bellend and Scarlett Johansson is nowhere near it. She didn't even need to formalise her withdrawal.

As they submitted all the requested paperwork for the owners and directors test shouldn't it follow that the premier league will still have to respond to it despite their bid being formally withdrawn? Of course it would be subject to confidentiality, but I don't see why this would let them off the hook as far as an actual response is concerned.

It's not exactly a sellers market at the moment. Ashley is lucky in a sense that this has happened in the current covid climate or else the backlash towards him could become toxic... even though I do believe he did want to sell here and technically therefore isn't to blame for it falling through he will bear the brunt of the supporters disdain at the predicament. Which is fair enough because the largest part of the reason many were so keen on the sale was simply that it heralded the end of Ashley's destruction of the club.

They're doing a good enough job themselves.

Fucking typical that we get disappointing news outside of our control, and yet this time it's even more depressing because of the slow painful drawn out nature of it with a lack of information from the impotent premier league. The most frustrating part for me is that it now appears to be tue that other cuntish clubs, out to selfishley protect their own interests, were a significant factor in the outcome. It belies belief, but it's sadly our reality as 'supporters*' of NUFC. * Whether now active or not.

Surely he's only retired from Everton before the big announcement by Bruce?

Well lads, I think we can all agree that was a fucking shit season.

Record total*.

Welp

Good luck with the rest of your career Nabil.

Was going to call him 45 but wound it back when I saw he was 34 .

ASM off.

Swept away is being kind to us.

Bentalab cooked after having to chase 39 year old James Milner.

The stage is set for a heroic comeback by the champions. They'll talk about it for years, when the legendary Dwight Gale put them behind early and against all odds they managed to overcome the tactical nous of Stephen Bruce to nick the three points in what will widely become known as "The Dwight Escape".

What the actual fuck.

Well I'm sure that guard of honour is what Liverpool have played all season for.

It wears pretty thin on cold mornings when we have no posession or clue. Every now and then I am pleasantly surprised, but in this case that will need to be through one of the concurrent fixtures elsewhere. I do get some sort of mild perverse enjoyment from taking the piss in real time, but there's a limit to that - when we're hyper shit (such as against Man City) even that fails to provide any sort of consolation.

Hopefully they're in a generous mood or else this will be a complete and utter waste of time. Deapite this I will still be compelled through tradition and stupidity to watch at 1AM on a Monday morning, just so I can complain about it in real time.

Honestly the quality of the strip is defined by the team who play in it, if Ashley is still at the helm this will be our worst strip ever.

Utter nonsense, Bruce has taken us to a record premier league points total despite being loaded with the burden of a team who can't pass the ball, leak soft goals, don't know where they're supposed to be playing, always get injured, don't create chances, and look just plain dog-shit and completely clueless most of the time. It's just lucky we've got Brucie at a time like this.