OTF

Looked like they just scored a well worked goal, but the VAR correctly takes it away due to offside. Nice.

Commentators making out that Maguire is some sort of hero just for playing.

Bruceball - 0 shots (0 on target) for 1 goal.

Geez what a start!

He was moving back too, so if they continue half a frame along he's clearly onside. It will spare Pickford some blushes as he should have made the save.

The more you watch it the more you appreciate how fucking perfect ASM's move and pass for Wilson's first goal was.

If Wilson and ASM don't pick up any major injuries we have a squad that should be outside the relegation zone.

If you're outside the area, the new measures allow six inside, six out, so following the local rules, as I understand it, it's a red if you're in the box, a red if you're eating in, but it's not if you're outside.

On the strength of this performance Burnley are going to finish round about last.

Mat Ryan is 10,000 miles off an England cap.

Party on Wayne.

I think a yellow in that scenario, though he didn't get one there did he?

Pen, lovely.

Barnes clearly kicking out at Manquillo there.

Do ya think he's sexy?

You beauty, Saint Max on fire and Wilson showing why you need a forward that makes the right runs.

The way the Newcastle trainer looked at and consoled Schar there, a moment of tender beauty.

Telling that you didn't object to the claim that it's a shithole, instead focusing on the existence of a roundabout.

100% told to go out there and give him a buffeting, which makes it all the more sweeter that he scored and has basically mugged them off all game.

Been downhill since Mermaids TBH.

ASM you beauty!

Starting off with some absolute shite commentary telling with a straight face about how Bruce has got the fans on side and the side in form. FFS.

The red card was for a Tottenham assistant coach. How long does this rule change have? Everyone hates it.

Jose: "And we know the Tottenham box is a special box."

That's true. VAR applied the rules correctly, and TBH turning your back and sticking your arm out like that knowing the current state of the rules is a fool's errand.