OTF

This formation is as abstract as Bruce's face.

And sadly you only get 40+ opportunities to play yourself into form if you're Brazillion and cost a comparatible bazillion, not if you've come through the youth ranks. Though would you really want to come into a midfield in a team that routinely has less than 40% possession?

Released the ball, AKA lost it. Soft as shite and played for it. Pen by letter of the law but if every touch like that was called there'd be a massive increase in free-kicks.

There's some half decent players in there, until someone is replaced there won't be a half decent team. How we have shithoused points and survival like we have so far under him is beyond my comprehension. What I can say for sure is that I have seldom been entertained despite the points, so what's the point?

Typically soft VAR call, that's not usually a free kick outside the box and yet it's a penalty. CRACKING SAVE DARLOW!

Soooo close there, nice lead up from ASM and good striker's instinct from Wilson.

Schar on to replace him...

Unusual for Hayden to stay down

Agree totally, they're not doing enough to retain their positions. Fraser and Almiron deserve a run based on that alone.

Bruce was probably upset that Miggy was all smiles when he first told him he'd been dropped to the bench a few games back.

And defensively has the presence of a free kick training mannequin.

Joelinton looks like he's in a training match with the level of intensity and effort he's displaying.

He has a very good first touch.

Time for any north east 'reporters' to stop watching.

Looked like they just scored a well worked goal, but the VAR correctly takes it away due to offside. Nice.

Commentators making out that Maguire is some sort of hero just for playing.

Bruceball - 0 shots (0 on target) for 1 goal.

Geez what a start!

He was moving back too, so if they continue half a frame along he's clearly onside. It will spare Pickford some blushes as he should have made the save.

The more you watch it the more you appreciate how fucking perfect ASM's move and pass for Wilson's first goal was.

If Wilson and ASM don't pick up any major injuries we have a squad that should be outside the relegation zone.

If you're outside the area, the new measures allow six inside, six out, so following the local rules, as I understand it, it's a red if you're in the box, a red if you're eating in, but it's not if you're outside.

On the strength of this performance Burnley are going to finish round about last.

Mat Ryan is 10,000 miles off an England cap.

Party on Wayne.