OTF

You beauty, Saint Max on fire and Wilson showing why you need a forward that makes the right runs.

The way the Newcastle trainer looked at and consoled Schar there, a moment of tender beauty.

Telling that you didn't object to the claim that it's a shithole, instead focusing on the existence of a roundabout.

100% told to go out there and give him a buffeting, which makes it all the more sweeter that he scored and has basically mugged them off all game.

Been downhill since Mermaids TBH.

ASM you beauty!

Starting off with some absolute shite commentary telling with a straight face about how Bruce has got the fans on side and the side in form. FFS.

The red card was for a Tottenham assistant coach. How long does this rule change have? Everyone hates it.

Jose: "And we know the Tottenham box is a special box."

That's true. VAR applied the rules correctly, and TBH turning your back and sticking your arm out like that knowing the current state of the rules is a fool's errand.

Such a silly application of the rules, absurd that we can have not lost this (touch wood). Roy Hodgson is sniffing his own farts over this.

If there's a book on passing across the field into the path of the defense, we wrote it, and by the looks there's enough material for a sequel.

There's not many top flight and upper champ managers I wouldn't take over Bruce.

Also probably helps that teams w naturally will take the foot off the pedal a little in terms of pressing and shape when they're leading and the other team is clearly shite.

Shearer: "Goodness knows how it's only 1-0... I would go to a back four and try to be a bit more adventurous going forward"

Mine lasted about 10 min and os now asleep. Mind you it's now just about midnight here.

Shelvey and shit tackles, name a more iconic duo....

Aye, no doubt Bruce just told them to do their best and not much else.

Honestly Rafa would have used similar tactics here, this is literally Bruce trying to resurrect a Rafa tactic.... but can't believe we are still talking about it.

He has no positional discipline and played like a winger there rather than a forward.

He's channeling that performance from Tim Krul against this lot.

Darlow amazing there, after Shelvey's ridiculous foul for absolutely no reason.

And to think, last week we had a glimpse of optimism. Stuff that right back down deep.

Fixed it.

There'll be a queue at his place to take the dog for a walk next week.