OTF

They've blown two incredibly good chances in theast few minutes.

It's not yet 5AM here in my defense if I just whooshed myself under Quiff's quip.

So, an omelette?

Is anybody able to explain the purpose of Andy Carroll? I know Callum Wilson is vastly superior but surely he deserves a rest and perhaps more importantly the risk of injury that would derail our season has to also figure prominently. I'm sure Wilson wants to play because surely he should get more service here than a premier league game but if Carroll can't do a job in a game like this then he's wasting a spot in the squad.

Devastated for you and your family, thank you for speaking out about it as there is so much worth in doing so, and so much value in reaching out to those around us.

If they get sold (or even if they don't) another season or two of sunlun til I die would likely be entertaining viewing.

Classic Brucie smash and grab run on the agenda here, just a shame the grab is a work in progress and the smash is what will happen to us.

Aye, Bruce really is a jammy fucker at the moment. Wilson with the classic strikers contact outside the box but delay the falling. The red I don't feel so bad about because it was a clear yellow and he wqs already on one. I'd be annoyed about the whole thing if I was a Fulham supporter, that should have been three vital points for them.

😄 That should have been my morning as well, instead I've treated myself to that clueless shower of shite. Take Wilson away this season and we'd be in the relegation zone. Of course we're still playing like relegation candidates but Wilson's nous and intelligence has helped to give us a return far greater than otherwise deserved.

Indeed, that 2 points they missed out on there could be critical to their season. The way we're playing the point could also be critical for us.

For me that's a tough straight red. It's incredible that we're even and a man up.

What's better, a penalty? A second yellow and they play with a man down? Or I turn it off and enjoy the rest of my weekend?

Passing accuracy in opposing half is 58% for us compared with 76% for them. So their percentage in our half is more or less the same as our total pass accuracy. How many ways can statistics prove how utterly shite we are?

33.6% possesion against high flying Fulham. We've made 169 (with 76% accuracy) passes to their 342 (88%).

Honestly looked like thatbwas the first time some of our players have defended a corner. I mean honestly if Ritchie or Shelvey were standing on the post instead of in no mans land together (because who needs to mark anyone anyway) there would have been no way for that to happen. Fuck we're shit.

Ritchie with the nice little elbow to the back of Mitro. Remember me lad?

Mike Ashley sure is happy if you're content with Steve Bruce's tragically bad to watch performances regardless of the results. You call tell us as much as you like that it's caviar being served up but we all know it's a shit sandwich and not just because your patter fucking stinks. The amount of enjoyment brought about from Bruce-ball is commensurate to the value you've brought to the forum - something to talk about but it's not fun.

What a fucking surprise that is, never would have seen that coming.

He talks utter fucking shite, so that's a perfect succinct summary of his effectiveness as a pundit.

I've reported the lot of you as well as all our players for good measure.

At least I don't feel bad about the stonewaller we didn't get. That's the kind of thinking that's required to be a Newcastle United supporter.

Reported.

Look forward to hearing Bruce's post match analysis.