OTF

I didn’t even know they were in a relationship.

If Wilson's injury is bad we're fucked.

A real defensive showcase here, one for the purists.

Important goal there, just give it to the smiling assassin.

I like what you've done there, great innovative name, now if only there was some way to shorten it I'm sure it would catch on.

That miss from Townsend

Bruce having to make the tough manegerial decisions - keep Jones in the stands in the hope you get something from the game, or bring him down to the sidelines and point the finger in his direction if we lose.

To be fair most of the time our midfielders need to be arriving in their own defensive box, even with Arsenal's terrible season by their own standards that's not the case there.

Wilson: "It's been a long time coming, we've needed to pull our fingers out to be honest"

Indeed, those 3 points were needed. Fulham have played two less and were in better form. This wasn't even a typical Bruce flukey victory, we fully deserved the points here. Can't explain it except to say that bringing in Jones must have strongly contributed.

It's nice to watch a game from a committed team for once. Callum Wilson head and shoulders man of the match, but there were several other players who really put in, Miguel Almiron being one. Heck, even Hendrick looked like he had a role to play out there and actually contributed.

Fucking lovely that Wilson fully deserving.

Graeme 'Brucey' Jones.

Shelvey with a wonderful corner... nah all down to Wilson that!

At first I thought he was taking the piss, but he was fully committed to the cause, including the dramatic slapping of the ground in pain, staying down for eons and finally insisting on the ice pack. Fanny.

Wilson is one of the best I have seen at using his body to win the ball and give himself space, especially when you consider that he's almost always outsized by the defender.

First SMB Coward's 11?

Lascelles is rubbish, just so stupid making a 'challenge' like that so early in a game.

Calvert-Lewin must be one of the least likeabke players in the league.

Only a few minutes until we find out if we've finally figured out how to dust ourselves down. Anyone else as excited as I am?

How is Hendrick constantly getting a game? Insanity. Shelvey is highly questionable as well, but he at least is occasionally capable of something good, Hendrick, not so much.

And so it continues.

When you have a look at his face it's fair to say that as a player it's likely he never cowardly turned away from an inbound shot.

Lampard gets 7 points from the last 6 games, and gets sacked. Bruce gets 1 point from the last 6 and shits directly into the eyes of supporters, and gets confirmation he's here for the season.