OTF

I look forward to watching the Premier League Classics Match for this. Blink and you'll miss it.

Oh Murphy.

Had to shoot there, had the time and space to dink it over the keeper instead of passing it back into a congested centre. It was a good run and nicely weighted pass.

Hold out for 80% or you're a giant mug.

He's creative with the way he turns it over, I can barely contain my excitement in wondering whether it will be dribbling it lazily towards two defenders who pick his pocket easily, trying to beat one man and inadvertently giving the ball up, being knocked off the ball by a smaller defender or just passing it straight to them. Joga bonito!

Tim Sherwood is an absolute dickhead, but he's rightly calling this game and our 'tactics' out as being shit. The best they could come up with is that hopefully the second half is better. Sad but true.

They tear shit up in training against Krafth and Ritchie.

Didn't want to mess with a systen that is... err... umm.... nevermind. Joelinton is so completely useless out there.

Shelvey throwing himself about like a blind Paul Dummett.

Gayle throwing himself about like Paul Dummett.

Joelinton needs to carry a bucket of sand with him when he plays.

Krafth's attempt at a volley, embarrassing. Honestly we should get Murphy out there.

They've perfectly matched the standard of commentary to the game, as they give their insight and analysis into how much chewing gum Sam Allardyce gets through in a season.

West Brom so bad that they've granted us multiple clearcut chances in the first 15, and Newcastle so bad that we never really looked like taking any of them.

Welcome to the forum Mrs Hendrick.

Who's on the bench? Kuqi, Pancrate, Cacapa, Xisco, Gonzales, Luque and big Andy?

A high standard of football is expected by all as Manchester United host the enigmatic Aston Villa, whilst elsewhere at West Brom an absolute steaming pile of shit is on the menu as fat Steve Bruce brings a Newcastle United team devoid of all attacking flair to even fatter Sam Allardyce's Casa de Long Ball. Team news: Newcastle: Everyone half decent is injured. West Brom: Not quite as bad as Sheffield Utd.

It's hard to fathom that we could have a manager who's both more embarrassing than Joe Kinnear and less tactically aware than John Carver, let alone that he could be in charge for 70+ morbidly dire games. How's the bacon did ya say? It's rotten Steve, that's how the bacon is.

That was a terrible hand ball decision. Can't day I'm too upset about it though.

I'm more excited to see this than watch our next match.

He was rightfully well respected, a sad loss. RIP.

He's a good player to bring off the bench against tired legs, don't think he'll have the same impact if he starts.

Nothing new there. Holy fuck that was close.

It was, prick. Their player, not you.

Great run from Murphy and layed it on the platter for Joelinton.