OTF

£50 to Deano.

He's the world's best premier league loser, what else should we expect.

Commentary just said "Newcastle have no point from two games", should have stopped at no point.

Fraser, woeful that, so much time and space.

VAR can pinpoint the exact moment the ball leaves the foot and create a mm accurate line across the field to determine that Wilson is a smidgen in front of the defender, but it's unrealistic to expect that it could see that Murphy cleanly kicked the ball last week despite the conclusive video evidence. Sounds about right.

The yellow stood for it, but there's a case for it being a different colour.

Tragic comedic timing to bring on Joelinton on the back of that.

Hang on they're probably taking it away for a bees dick offside in the lead up, yep. Oh joy.

Surely also a yellow as well?

And a pen for us now, well played Wilson.

With the current rules, yep. Lascelles' arm out in what could be deemed an unnatural position.

Well before that really.

And now a penalty, yay! Villa are not very good and they're doing it easily now.

Shit maths too

Ahh, but this is where Brucey has the most experience, have to play to our strengths.

Well that's a mighty shit way to end the half. Looks like Lascelles' man who headed it on. Quality finish from Ings.

Ings is working on one too. Cash is the bloke you're referring to, the wet weather doing nothing for his cut-price Grealish costume. Wasted a whole bunch of time earlier for a slightly twisted ankle, which I suppose is quite Grealishy.

Unfortunately this is just about the best lineup we have for playing it out - with the exception of Lascelles, sorry, TOT.

Bullshit yellow card there, Mings is all over him and he grabs back at him and cops a yellow for it.. Meanwhile Mings has had hands all over our players throughout...

Ashley young is a real prick.

Aye, ridiculous. I thought the refereeing had been good to that point.

ASM hands all over him every time he gets the ball.

Or ours

I'm putting it down to the Villa cries of a foul put him off. Looks as though it's going to be a pretty open match.

Wilson, shocking miss that.