OTF

You're thinking of Perchinho our continental defensive midfielder.

Looking forward to the renovation of this thread.

Well you absolute xunts, after years and years of suffering alongside you pricks as a supporter one of the most regressive clubs in the world I have to out myself as a masochist. I am going to have to find myself a new hobby. Special thanks to Fat Mike, Penfold, Sam Allardyce, Xisco, Boumsogn, Titus Bramble, James Perch Mk1, Cacapa, Joe Kinnear, Luque, Nacho, BUJ, Alan Smith, Hendrick, Alan Pardew et al for the many jollies they have brought me in this time.

Signs are looking good for Dirk Kuyt after our extended scouting report just arrived by carrier pigeon. I wonder how many other irons we have in the fire.

"We need to dust ourselves down of crisps crumbs and clean up the right mess in preparation for the next onslaught"

And maybe some fresh paint and a deep clean, especially of the seats where Mike normally sits. I would like Steve Bruce to be kept on as manager if the sale goes through, just a sideways move into managing stadium refreshments.

So if this goes through it's effectively: NUFC+PIF: So, we've resolved the issue of Television rights in Saudi Arabia let's move on to the human rights issues that were raised... PL: All good there, you have our ble$$ing.

Very good finishing mind you.

Shite defense/keeping once more.

Hendrick! Never doubted the useless prick!

Should be two down, we're shit.

Hendrick warming up. Time to test whether the power button works on the telly.

First chance and they score. Nicely weighted ball and a good finish though Darlow's positioning seemed a bit off.

Are Wolves always a pack of cunts or is it just against us?

Embarrassing stuff that. How we've not converted any of the many clear chances in that game, and instead scored from a Longstaff distance speculator. The ref is Australian, was hoping he would have a good game, sadly he was terrible and lost control of the game. There was no consistency in the cards, and their player Kucka could easily have been sent for an early shower after elbowing Almiron in the face. Later in the game he booted Longstaff in the leg and Xisco pulled him before he had the chance to do anything else stupid.

Stand by for Steve Bruce trying to make a joke about how football is a funny game and how we've provided plenty of entertainment.

How many clear chances can we blow!? Murphy oh dear

Not yet.

How shit are we, losing to this lot

If ASM had that again he'd take it after his first or second touch. We should be a couple up here.

That challenge from Cleverly was much worse than the challenge that earned Manquillo a yellow.

Great picking of the pocket by Hayden on Sissoko. This is an odd game, but we're certainly up for it so far.

Lovely goal from prolonhed pressure. Well hit Longstaff.

It's all happening here, not really a surprise when one of their players clearly deliberately elbowed Almiron in the face.

Soft as fuck Danny Rose