OTF

Fuck yes you little beauty

All fart no shit thus far. You don't stay up by being the slightly better team in a relegation battle.

The problem is that he wants to more or less d the same thing every time he gets the ball regardless of where he is and how many opposing players are nearby. Just release the ball early every now and then.

I'll report myself here lads. ASM is like a black hole.

Longstaff looks like a fish out of water trying to play a pressing fast paced game, his movement is terrible.

Dummett holding a defensive line is nice to see.

Great chance there

Longstaff and Shelvey looking a little treacle laden out there.

Trust us to go into one of our most important games of the season with our fourth choice GK.

What was going to be a believeable source turns into a "wait a minute where do they even get this info" when it doesn't match his preconceptions, watching it play out is lovely.

Looking forward to some massive slide tackles.

I'm delighted to have Chris join, he's the absolute best of the worst.

Ut's the luttle thung on the strup near the nup. Thus wull niver git old.

The crist

The big question is what will Wood be pointing at?

Is that the limit on the Visa before MBS needs to approve?

Even when he's technically out there as a fullback he's often still playing as a winger given that's what comes naturally to him. Plus it doesn't say that it is from open play.

Reportit.

Thanks, feeling the ❤

I'm already in a covid isolation sin bin, have at it. Also, fuckface is a term of endearment down here.

It's going to be a bloody nervous watch, the tough part is if we don't manage to win there will be a very real effect not just on general morale but also on our ability to sign more players in this window. A victory and even a temporary break from the relegation spots is a much easier sell.

I can’t be wrong, it's simple mathematics. If we're looking at something like 36-40 points for staying up 4 points is near enough 10% of the tally (assuming you get it, more if you don't). At the other end of the table conservatively you need mid 80s upwards to win, more likely mid 90s in which case you're looking at that similar 10% being 8-10 points. Also if you knew someone would say it, you wouldn't have said it yourself because it's not a great comparison, I expect better of you. Agree with the rest of your post.

Freedom from the constraints of the mattress protector and the musky redolent stench of nervousness not enough?

I'd offer that the difference at the other end of the table is that teams are mostly winning games, so 4 points are much easier to obtain and are a much smaller percentage of their points tally for the season. It's more like a 8-10 point lead.

If we don't beat Watford what's the stance of the willy wavers? Surely not still thrust proudly forth?