OTF

Lascelles confirmed team shit the bed.

Thank fuck that was Sissoko

We're looking a bit spread thin at the back...

Nice keeping Dubravka.

Have to say that Dummett has slotted in like he's in the middle of a season not a first game back after lengthy injury.

And Fraser too. Nervous with them both on yellows.

Time to heap more shit on Longstaff, we need another goal.

Fuck yes you little beauty

All fart no shit thus far. You don't stay up by being the slightly better team in a relegation battle.

The problem is that he wants to more or less d the same thing every time he gets the ball regardless of where he is and how many opposing players are nearby. Just release the ball early every now and then.

I'll report myself here lads. ASM is like a black hole.

Longstaff looks like a fish out of water trying to play a pressing fast paced game, his movement is terrible.

Dummett holding a defensive line is nice to see.

Great chance there

Longstaff and Shelvey looking a little treacle laden out there.

Trust us to go into one of our most important games of the season with our fourth choice GK.

What was going to be a believeable source turns into a "wait a minute where do they even get this info" when it doesn't match his preconceptions, watching it play out is lovely.

Looking forward to some massive slide tackles.

I'm delighted to have Chris join, he's the absolute best of the worst.

Ut's the luttle thung on the strup near the nup. Thus wull niver git old.

The crist

The big question is what will Wood be pointing at?

Is that the limit on the Visa before MBS needs to approve?

Even when he's technically out there as a fullback he's often still playing as a winger given that's what comes naturally to him. Plus it doesn't say that it is from open play.

Reportit.