OTF

ASM needs to be told to pick and choose when to go for a dribble and when to playbas part of a team. Frustrating as fuck, I bet the other players hate being on his team in training. Spot on about Lascelles, his vision, passing and composure is terrible. We have to move on from him.

We had one shot on target and that came from a defensive error and some individual brilliance.

Lascelles battled hard all game for them, useless prick.

Fuck off. We're so predictable.

It's no surprise that we've lead 10 times this season and won once. SInce we scored we've been dogshit.

Lascelles confirmed team shit the bed.

Thank fuck that was Sissoko

We're looking a bit spread thin at the back...

Nice keeping Dubravka.

Have to say that Dummett has slotted in like he's in the middle of a season not a first game back after lengthy injury.

And Fraser too. Nervous with them both on yellows.

Time to heap more shit on Longstaff, we need another goal.

Fuck yes you little beauty

All fart no shit thus far. You don't stay up by being the slightly better team in a relegation battle.

The problem is that he wants to more or less d the same thing every time he gets the ball regardless of where he is and how many opposing players are nearby. Just release the ball early every now and then.

I'll report myself here lads. ASM is like a black hole.

Longstaff looks like a fish out of water trying to play a pressing fast paced game, his movement is terrible.

Dummett holding a defensive line is nice to see.

Great chance there

Longstaff and Shelvey looking a little treacle laden out there.

Trust us to go into one of our most important games of the season with our fourth choice GK.

What was going to be a believeable source turns into a "wait a minute where do they even get this info" when it doesn't match his preconceptions, watching it play out is lovely.

Looking forward to some massive slide tackles.

I'm delighted to have Chris join, he's the absolute best of the worst.

Ut's the luttle thung on the strup near the nup. Thus wull niver git old.