OTF

You may need to think a little more obtusely than that.

Why don't you just ask for our D.O.B. Anyway, if I was playing, and I must stress that I am not, mine would have been the same scorer as our second goal at Old Trafford last week. Figure that one out boffins.

And let's not forget that we also had to buy off the referees to have not sent him off earlier so that he could stay on to score the thumping OG. #ATG

Theo Walcott?

Old news now but Dermot Gallagher has said that Kulecevski's shoulder to Gordon's face should have been a penalty. That's twice in a row he's got it right and that we've been dudded, yet somehow everyone just wants to talk about the ball striking Joelinton's hand from point blank range.

You can probably partially blame it on the handball rules constantly changing and in particular around the lead up to scoring. These are the actual rules for the record. So Joelinton's was clearly accidental and the goal was not directly from the arm or immediately after it and it was scored by a different player. So the decision was 100% correct and there's no controversy at all. Sorry whAnge. Just makes himself look petty and foolish by complaining about something that he is so obviously wrong about. Accidental handball before a goal is scored It is an offence if a player scores in the opponents’ goal: -Directly from their hand/arm, even if accidental, including by the goalkeeper -Immediately after the ball has touched their hand/arm, even if accidental Mitigating factors -Goal not immediate -Goal scored by a teammate -Ball not entering goal; however action of a defender results in an ‘own goal’

Copium supplies in Sunderland are at an all time low.

Was it self awarded by the ref?

The ball in was quality too.

Apparently we're temporarily in the top 5 even though we're four clear of sixth.

This has been a shockingly poor quality game that I will instantly forget, but 3 points is 3 points and away from home is extra nice.

Reguilon complaining about a yellow there, hemmmbarassing. I remember when he looked to be a talent.

I'd be bringing Miley on in these situations rather than Longstaff.

That Spence really knows how to fall over.

What a grade a cunt the ref is for booking Isak there.

Ouch, hope Burn is OK, that was heavy contact.

Worked for Salah.

How does Johnson miss that? Can we call a time out please. We are fucking shit at the moment.

If their fancy boy was on target Dubravka gets fingers on it.

Bullshit, that's how.

Ah yes, that's a yellow and a free kick, but Gordon's assaulter remains unpunished.

We've been shite this half.

Good keeping Dubravka.

Joelinton was fouled earlier there, but that was one shocking attempt at claiming the free kick. Longstaff would have been proud.