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Don't worry about the page, ASM has his own book.

Fucking hell Willock, some nice interplay between Trips and Joe who feeds a nice ball into the path of Willock who does his best new-born giraffe impression to turn it straight over...

There's a new tanker in town.

We're all going to be fucked off and replaced by charming, intelligent, insightful, humourous top notch posters. #PissOffGemmillBeforeYouSuggestThisIsAlreadyYou #Business #WolfJerky

Can someone shop this so he's messaging Ciaran Clark? Bruno: Why is you not in the 25 Ciaran? Ciaran: I didn't want to be in it anyway Bruno: May it be the beginning of a beautiful story

Plus it's not beyond us to have two defenders and a keeper injured in a half, so better to keep the sub options open.

It's the same game whether or not he's had weeks with the team or days. Guimaraes at 70% should be comfortably better than any number of our other midfielders who are incredibly inconsistent anyway. He's clearly not in short supply of confidence based on his social media, a bad game is not going to have any lasting effect on him. Look at ASM turning in some stinkers and then coming back with big performances. We really don't have the luxury of easing players in. They were bought with the immediate critical task of avoiding relegation. If this was a game away at Man City then there could be some merit to not starting him but this is a game against a side that has been struggling that will be carrying quite a few changes of their own. It's a winnable game and if Howe doesn't believe that Guimaraes can help win it then he shouldn't have been bought.

That was his top speed when he joined us, in metres per hour. Club legend and all that obviously.

Out of all the great many defenders that have played for this club Cacapa was definitively, without a shadow of a doubt one of them.

He will start, so will Burn and Targett. They're professional footballers all of them. Guimaraes is not going to struggle with adapting to the league, we don't have the time for that. We are going to go out against Everton with a gameplan to win and we should be happy with nothing less.

Yeah so very obviously Lee...

The number of intense stares and upskirt close ups in this was impressive, especially culminating in the 5 way at the end.

Happy days, you must have some crazy metabolism.

Absolutely. The experience of frequently being in relegation battles is generally a telltale sign of a shit manager.

I've stuck it in my shitpipe, now not sure how to smoke it. Further instruction required.

Thought this was the opening scene of a z-grade zombie apocalypse film.

Caravan Halen

Last season it's a pen, this season who knows but previous to VAR and the PL losing the plot no chance that is given.

Wow, yeah you must be super lean!

Cripes, how tall aren't you?

Sorry to say it but I agree that he puts in the work but he's at a disadvantage due to his size in every respect, except centre of gravity which isn't worth much when he's not particularly good at drawing fouls or beating a man on the dribble without having acres of space.

Inclined to agree regarding Fraser. He could have value in an extremely open game, but as it is he's not incisive enough to create or finish chances. Prove me wrong Ryan, Howe obviously has some belief in him.

Not sure why you felt it necessary to slate @sammynb like that, but each to their own. I don't really like Ange but he seems to have carved out a reasonable reputation for himself by leaving the country and the preconceptions here about him which are probably influenced more by the lack of any great standout talent coming through the national system than by his own ability as a manager.