OTF

Meeting Transcript Mrs Storey: "We're cutting you off." William: "#Business" Mrs Storey: "FFS"

What really strikes me with Bruno is how natural he is with the ball, it's hyperbole which I'm normally not a fan of, but it's like he was born with a ball at his feet. The back heel goal wasn't pre-meditated it was an instinctive strike, and there have been several other instances where he has played the ball in untraditional ways but with his natural fluidity. It's unlke anyone I've seen at the club before there's nothing showy or tricky about it and I'm genuinely excited to see what he can achieve here.

Reported x3

Newcastle purchased by PIF Media and everyone else: "By continuing to support the club you're really just endorsing every misbehaviour of KSA" Newcastle supporters: "I know it's a complex issue but there are a great many other links to KSA well established in other sports and through the UK government and other private ventures, should these be considered in the same way or are you being contradictory?" Media and everyone else: "That's whataboutism, you're just dodging the issue" Chelsea FC seized by UK Government Media and everyone else: "WHATABOUT NEWCASTLE!"

That Ayling celebration, top drawer stuff.

He plays with an intensity that most of the time serves him well but in this instance cost us. Having said that it's 99 minutes deep and on the back of a few other errors our team made. He'll learn from this and will be better for it. He's a shit ton better than Lascelles and more combative than Schar.

It was a shambles of a game which ended up suiting them. Massive win for them from a momentary lapse in concentration. I love Burn but he has to keep his emotions in check a bit better.

Too late to sub on Lejeune?

The last one, I don't think you can blame him it was just a perfectly timed ball, run and finish. This one he just needed to not commit and Iwobi has no space to run into.

Tired legs and a very poor decision from Burn.

Fuck

Don't just look at the resulting contact, they were both shocking but Allan's could have caused a much more severe injury. Plus I reckon knowing that we were robbed against Chelsea they probably erred on the side of caution.

What's the maximum added time?

Just embarrassing themselves now. What a shitshow of a match.

Because it was studs up never going for the ball, if St Max was not in the air it could have been a season ender or worse.

Great tackle there Bruno. Nerves of steel.

Ref can only blame himself for how farcical this has become.

I just want to say, who puts Ryan Fraser in a wall?

Wood was not offside there.

Great work Almiron

This has become farce.

Pfft.

Actually that was pathetic from Richarlison.

Aye that was pathetic.

That's a crazy stat at this stage of a season.