OTF

Tuchel won't have seen any of the bullshit incidents in the post match press conference, guaranteed.

Ok, they can fuck right off now absolute shambles here.

That's embarrasing that there was no penalty.

Ziyach getting free kicks all game for much much less.

Pass, pass, pass, pass, turnover (Lascelles).

He should periodically remind the ref by pointing at it.

I for one am surprised that Ziyach ended up on the ground there.

Eat a dick Havertz.

Going to plan currently.

How is Jorginho complaining about that? And how was it not a yellow?

He's lucky to be out there, I'd love to hear what he said while Burn was getting treatment on the deck.

Havertz, cunt.

Harsh on Targett there, nice tackle penalised due to Ziyash's flailing response.

Tuchel looking agitated, which is about normal.

I knew at the time of posting that putting that in there would annoy some, so I happily left it there and job done.

Actually feel like they will be more motivated as a result of this.

Aye, as much as he's a vain twat he's well and truly still got it and is one of the best footballers ever, if not the GOAT.

He probably referred to it as the Gateway to the World which is why you'd not recall.

You've come here and been roasted because you bothered to sign up to another teams forum and tried to right us on our perception of your club, but in the same post you sincerely thought that your club has achieved more in football than Newcastle over the last 30 years, which is a frankly embarrassing grasp of reality. It's embarrassing also because for half of that period we've been burdened with the ownership of Mike Ashley. We don't care that you're there or whether you will or won't go away, or how many clubs yoi've subserviantly been a feeder for, but we will enjoy that out of bitterness having been beaten in your own ground you came over here. The thing is there was enough reasonable content in your first post to have resonated but you couldn't resist trying to have a dig at the same time, revealing the true reason for your post.

Andy Carroll with the 'winner'.

We'll complain about diving, cheating and the like but generally don't call other teams poor unless they actually are, seldom when we've been beat by them. We're more bitter in a schadenfreude sense and have long memories, but not for small time clowns who are irrelevant to us.

More because they're rarer than right footers, because you frequently see two right footers together.

Getting back into any sort of European comp will be good in terms of exposure and recognition. And also good to see Joelinton kicking a bunch of fancy boys.

It's crying out for a stokoeshop

You negative bastard. They should be able to maintain the same level of commitment, which is all you can ask, not the same level of results obviously. I wouldn't say the squad requires a massive overhaul, but in order to compete for the lesser European spots we'll definitely need to bring in some improvements. With Trippier Targett, Burn and another central defender (Botman) we have a very strong defensive foundation. In the midfield it difficult to say how we best strengthen, whether the focus should be wide or in the middle. Up front we need a pacy finisher who can make the runs for Guimaraes and another option as well. So let's say 4 to 5 signings of appropriate quality and we'll have a side strong enough to challenge for those 5-8 spots. Considering the buiness we managed to do in January under the shadow of relegation the sky is the limit over the summer.