OTF

That set piece had their defense in all sorts.

It's almost completely random, 85% of the time he will take on his man at each instance the other 15% is a random pass of random quality.

They're constantly fouling us in the middle here, I like that we're generally not going to ground easy but it would be nice for a few yellows to come out to make them think twice.

Good luck with the transition, I've heard it's not easy.

I mean a decision like that is all going to hinge on the moment they determine the ball leaves Miggy's foot, a few milliseconds earlier and we're onside. They owe us at least one so they could have tweaked it a tad.

We've got our swagger back here. Sorry for the technical term.

Surely that has to be a yellow when play stops for that shirt pull.

What a cruel goal to take away for such a line ball decision, love me some Guimaraes and Miggy combination and Wood bringing his New Zealand's top scorer ever style finish.

Donate 5M instead, make them look proper Stefan Kuntz.

Sunderland and Deportivo Dongu, forever hermana ciudades.

We've lost the plot here.

These shorts are putrid.

Or just results in them paying more.

Thanks for adding the new cert.

After the summer it will be three Brazilians and one fully waxed in our midfield. Please don't slap me Will.

If you go back earlier he actially started the play in his own half and advanced with the 1-2 before playing in Paqueta. Paqueta with the assist for Bruno's goal also.

I assume from his post he was thrown out for fiddling with himself, and he didn't get to finish.

Just watched the clip waiting for something amazing at the end, but no, it ends with him needlessly turning the ball over after trying to beat the whole team and never looking likely. I'm more impressed by this incredible Shane Ferguson belter.

Plot twist: She's a woman. From Thailand.

Nice of us to put together a support program for an ex-player tbh.

You couldn't accuse Owen of lying when he claims he can still fit into kit from his playing days. Not referring to hospital gowns there either.

Do we want him to see what we've become though?

Not to statistically disect your joke but you've created a chance for a lady boy related laugh by introducing Phuket, but then you revealed that you've actually completely blown the joke because your intended target all along was a double entendre word play on the word pegged in which a strap on would be penetrating the anus of our very own Rayvin, but alas why would a lady boy require a strap on!? This is fun isn't it!

Meeting Transcript Mrs Storey: "We're cutting you off." William: "#Business" Mrs Storey: "FFS"

What really strikes me with Bruno is how natural he is with the ball, it's hyperbole which I'm normally not a fan of, but it's like he was born with a ball at his feet. The back heel goal wasn't pre-meditated it was an instinctive strike, and there have been several other instances where he has played the ball in untraditional ways but with his natural fluidity. It's unlke anyone I've seen at the club before there's nothing showy or tricky about it and I'm genuinely excited to see what he can achieve here.