OTF

Canny Canneobi would be great to have around the joint.

He won a few headers and made a great tackle but that's besides the point. He doesn't work well in a system because he doesn't mark and can't hold a line. Add to that that he has little composure on the ball and it's clear why Howe gave Schar a new contract.

Lascelles.

Training run for them this. Doesn't even bother me as this helps sink Liverpool's chances.

Contrarian Cockwomble (the chicken roaster not you).

Wilson could have a double.

Aye he did, would have been a valid take away for Wilson to get on the score sheet.

JMurph to not turn things around, remember where you heard it first.

"Hang around and we'll sleep together"

Lascelles with the arm band but Trips is captain.

Great to see these two back.

Have we had anyone since Shearer who could properly take a ball to the corner to eat some time?

Their movement around the box is first class unfortunately.

Confirmed full of shit.

Grealish full of shit (before watching replay).

ASM (to Wood, whispered): "I wasn't misquoted"

He's not been himself, lost his bark.

Also, how old was Fabrice Pancrate when he played for us, 45?

I love that he carried that with him every game despite being less than prolific.

Regardless of whatever is happening on the field at the time can we please sub on Wilson wearing a Rodrygo mask in the 89th minute.

That's a bit of a pessimistic view tbh. He's advanced since leaving us and he's hit the stagnation, depression and hatred ahead of schedule in his first season.

Congratulations Steve Bruce on another top ten finish.

Surely not.

Not sure that's the right choice for this game.

And this is why their stocktake on cheese slices was such a disaster.