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We'll be able to buy him next year for £20m but won't want to.

Don't ever try to call me old again.

Still Ginger Meggs for me like. And I call you old because you are mate.

Doubt most of you would know who he is, but he's a dead ringer for Ginger Meggs.

Translation: "Man Utd are shit at spending money and Man City are too dominant. S.O.S. to anyone who could potentially make it more difficult for them." He's right though, PSR is terrible at achieving its stated intention.

He stuffed around Napoli a lot due to his huge salary. They pre-replaced him with Lukaku and the deals to sell him collapsed, hence this outcome.

What about Mario Hermoso? Is what I was going to ask before I realised he has just signed for AS Roma.

At first I thought if Burn didn't get to it another Tottenham player would have, but a different angle put pay dirt to that also, it was going to go straight out. Nee matter anyway, just means we won and scored three.

Whatever the case he was extremely poor in this match, really contributed next to nothing and gave away some silly free kicks. He's not fast enough to follow a counter attacking move so everytime there is one you can see him plodding along at his top speed uselessly behind the play hoping that our speedier players will bail him out. I'm sure he covers a fair bit of ground but so often it is chasing shadows for the sake of it. A break from the first team may do him the world of good because he's capable of being much better positionally, but as far as his overall quality he's not good enough for where we want to be.

Good to hear he found his level.

Aussie Hungarian British Joe, still a legend.

It's a results game, so credit to you @LongTimeAdmirer

Yeah he is, I didn't word that very well.

Ahh, it figures. The only thing faster than his ascent was his decline. He's younger than James Milner and infinitely more boring than him.

It's better for us to have a reputation as being lucky than being good.

Which cunt was that so I can add them to the black book?

Outcome versus performance it's an incredible start to the season. Here's hoping Howe can turn this into some momentum. The positives here were a return to form for Joelinton, Isak was dangerous and opened his account, Barnes again showing his potency and for the most part Burn and Krafth worked well together. Tonali didn't put a foot wrong in his cameo, with those matches under his belt post international break there's no reason why he shouldn't be starting. We're one match closer to Schär's return. Any reports on Trippier after the game? Have a feeling he'll be off now which will hurt.

What a crazy game, Spurs must really really hate us, and I absolutely love it.

Blow the whistle you prick.

Bread and butter for Bruno winning that FK.

First half was due to the referee injury, but this half is a load of shite.

Brave tackle that from Burn.