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Think that's Green Eggs and Ham. I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of high literature.

I'd say there's every chance we're back in for him in the summer. We'd have loved him through this last run of games!

It did bring a smile to my face, and he actually didn't turn it over at the end.

That fucking tackle has really changed the feeling, it was a classic old Newcastle bit of self-sabotage.

Amateur hour, offside after the throw in..... Once again our shocking lack of depth on display. They were shite second half and we couldn't take advantage of it, hard to see us kicking on with the remainder of the season after the current run of games. Far from a crisis but frustration about what could have been with a bit more depth, or at least just not a brain explosion from Bruno.

And at half time.

Trippier the fucking ice man there, calm as you like.

Fucking hell BDB, atrocious.

Which is fair enough really. Looking at what happened and his immediate reaction it's hard to see how he might have hurt himself.

By day, a mild mannered football winger, by night, a clinical shithouser.

Longstaff having a rollercoaster of a game, with more dips than rises.

at Neto doing a fake chest pass at Isak's head

*except for the defense splitting pass that created our goal

That's a pretty accurate 'honest trailers' appraisal of his game.

Yup, Targett never got to full match fitness and then picked up an injury. We carry Lewis on the bench but you'd not fancy him to be given a run.

I didn't say it was egregious, just that if I'm Bournemouth I'm disappointed about only being equal whereas on balance of play I'm happy to be 1-1. Happy to see ASM coming to life here and offering us something different.

Yeah, was a poor last touch before the shot that gave him next to no chance, but still ok with him taking it to keep them on their toes.

Ours were in added time. They deserve credit for that half apart from falling asleep at the end and not tracking Longstaff's run from deep through the middle. That was the only time all half we created a meaninful chance, everything else was a hopeful cross into the middle defended easily.

Burn having his worst ever game for us.

I'd be super disappointed to not be ahead after that half if I was Bournemouth. They brought good energy from the start and had done their homework on our attack knowing when to commit and which spaces we'd be moving in. Created the best chances too.

Thank fuck Miggy could take that on his left, it was a fantastic composed finish.

Don't think it was lucky, but on the balance of play I'll agree it was not deserved.

It really is, changes everything.

Longers through the middle, told ya so, and Miggy back on the scoresheet. Me likey.

Man, every one of our players are having poor games. #United