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"It's been a tough dressing room in here" from the studio analysis about themselves. In other words they were set up for a Manchester United party and haven't got what they wanted.

It absolutely has. We've taken it to them playing our style of game and they haven't been able to handle it. The best part for me is that they knew that's what we would do, and they tried to set up for it but have still been acres off the pace. We've been so dominant, just frustrating not to be ahead.

You've been convicted mate, save it for the appeal.

Can we please hear from eeyore Erik about how we've been time wasting....

Only you will know why 😊

If only those chances for Willock fell to ice man Isak.

Sure has that feeling.

Lol at Isak after that miss

Should have two.

Perfectly weighted pass for him too, unlucky would have been a beauty.

Dalot shitting himself ala big nose playing away from home Walker when ASM was running at him. More of that please.

That's an improvement from what he would have done pre-Howe.

Shocker and took way too long to attempt it.

Murphy's had great confidence since coming back into the side.

And we're finally getting some calls that have been going the other way earlier.

Have a sook Rashford, you tried to cheat by initiating contact and it didn't work. Now you have to sheepishly put your shoe back on. You can't shield a ball that you don't have possession of.

Soft as fuck free kick. Compare that to what was not given for wor Bruno twice...

Commentary reluctantly conceding that we've had the better of things for the opening 15 minutes which will be a revelation to any audience members without the power of eyesight.

Nice to see Tindall checking on the welfare of their player.

He's not even sly TBH, protected by his shirt.

Spot a push from us but not Fernandes kicking Isak in the chest.

Sickeningly manure favouring commentary here. Great stuff Isak pushing it across, Longstaff actually positioned himself well with that first touch but then skuffed the volley.

Sweet misleading scale on the graph. There's 5.8% between last and second equating to a difference of just over 5 min. Less than 4 min difference between us and Manure. Must be tough when we've got a superior xG despite all of our 'delay' tactics. But yeah we should probably pass the ball around sideways and backwards more because it's what the fans, the referees and everyone want. A slow paced game trying to break down resolute defense is a visual spectacle.

Would have been the away game furthest from Newcastle if it wasn't for the game in Dunedin on the same tour.

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