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He'd be mad to leave the project at Sunderland when they're at the doorsteps of returning to their former glory. Especially if it's to go to one of those nothing clubs, in particular Brentford who stole their strip without the necessary reciprocal BFF agreement in place.

Our scouts have come back with their condition report for the Dutch defender. Ah, Perr Schurrs, Perr Schurr's real good. Well, it was nice posting here, have a good life all.

Just remember that in Hungarian sz is equivalent to an english s, so with that piece of knowledge it effectively becomes a sounding word - "the Hungarian".

Basically says Szoboszlai'a not a diving fanny and is much more suited to Howe's pressing tactics. He doesn't push as high up the pitch and is a better passer.

Leipzig won their last four games (including a win over Champions Bayern) to lock in Champion's League themselves for next season. They finished on 66 points. But before anyone gets excited they have only 18 teams in their top flight so it's a 34 games season. Their qualification will likely strengthen their resolve to keep Szoboszlai or at least force the €70m release clause. Leverkusen missed out on champion's league which could influence their decision on Diaby who is contraced until 2025. Diaby is not comparable to Szoboszlai or Maddison, he's more natural out wide.

We've just feigned interest so Villa buy him.

This one's for you 66emmill

The flaccidity of this final day is terrible, the premier league will need to get some new writers in over the summer.

Everton will be delighted to have secured themselves another dire season of suffering in the Premier League.

Without Joelinton, Willock and Longers in the middle we don't have the intensity and physicality.

Someone with two feet would be nice.

Was a half arsed attempt to be controversial, and ridiculous to redirect it back upon Newcastle supporters. Then part way through she changed the focus entirely to how well we've spent combined with how well Howe has done in improving existing players. And finally in the full cartwheel she ended with a comparison to Chelsea's wasteful spending.

ASM is playing very well.

Agree it's better for us if Villa get it. In many ways it will be an unwelcome distraction for them. They'll need to expand their squad but won't have the additional revenue to do so comfortably. Conversely Levy will have to tighten the purse strings even further as Spurs enter a rebuilding phase making them even less attractive to managers.

The conspiracy against Liverpool deepens

Gordon, nice for him to get off the goose egg before season end.

White shorts and Jarred Gillet.

SZOBOSZLAI!!! SZOBOSZLAI!!! I will say it enough times for it to come true. And it's pronounced SO-BO-SLY.

Given the complexity of your writing when there are slight grammatical errors they only serve to somehow give you more credibility in the context of your posts. This is because your posts generally have a purpose beyond a joke (unlike most on here, especially mine!) and they often offer further insight or a different perspective. So as far as I'm concerned you can stay as you are.

Is it a USB 3.0 port you're connecting it to on the laptop? The bandwidth, whether 100 Mbit or 400 Mbit is not going to make a difference to the delivery of a trading site. It could be latency, packet loss or jitter that could cause it to drop out, or it could be on their side. It is possible that it's your wifi that's dropping out, but then you would see issues with things other than the trading site. What actually happens when it drops? Even if the USB adapter is only operating at 100Mbit that's vastly more than is required for a real time loading web site, so if you're still seeing drop outs when using the USB adapter the wifi is not the cause so it's either your internet quality (not speed) or the site itself.

Also, let's not forget that Chelsea wage bill is 2.65+ times ours. And while this is here Klopp, you might want to revisit what a ceiling is. When Dan Ashworth said there was no ceiling at the club, he was referring to the physical lack of ceiling at Darsley Park.