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Just leave your work and say your feeling unwell.

Gracias grande signor, Joaquin anche? Si? Senor, get it right......... with the n-yeh.

Muy bien. Hablas bien ingles.

City are in with a shock bid for Ronaldo. The fat one.

Its the translation for the official site. its official translations i thought Whatever it is, must be some truth in it since its on SSN. Well the clubs have agreed a deal. hopefully be annouced soon. that deportivo guy is a bit of a prick with us though isnt he. remember with luque and collo he squeezed more outa us Luque was daylight robbery, but I think our current set up should avoid that. Coloccini we didn't do to badly with, by all accounts a bit more than we originally wanted to pay, but nothing like what they wanted, and less than he looks to be "worth" (by Premiership and NUFC standards certainly). hope he will prove to be worth his money. he is looking good so far. doesnt seem as though we paid over the odds for xisco. anyone know what sorta player he is??? Forward

O really? Yes. Yes, he has.

Can't you read, twat. Sorry.I shall ALSO type like THIS!

The top 4 look miles apart though.

Can't you read, twat.

O really?

We should never have sold him. Your so naive, it makes me laugh. Idiot, sit.

They have Mpenza too.

Look mate we have won an European cup in the last 5 years, have you?

Our objective is to make Man.City, the biggest club in the world. Including, breaking into the top 4 this year. LMFAO.

source SSN

By the Abu Dhabi united group. What happened to Doctor Thaskin? Reports from SSN.

Because we finished fifth twice on the bounce and then won a trophy? Just a thought. WoW. You won the mickey mouse Kjub de shiet trophy. Aren't you bad boys in the sun, now?

That is the worst set of adjectives, I have ever seen. He get's worse with every line.

That is the worst set of adjectives, I have ever seen.

Its the translation for the official site. its official translations i thought Whatever it is, must be some truth in it since its on SSN. Well the clubs have agreed a deal. hopefully be annouced soon. that deportivo guy is a bit of a prick with us though isnt he. remember with luque and collo he squeezed more outa us Tbf, with Milner we did that.

Its the translation for the official site. its official translations i thought Whatever it is, must be some truth in it since its on SSN.

He's in the England squad, he must be better than Owen. Definately better than Strola and Smith though.

Oi fatty, go eat a pie.

Its the translation for the official site.

Is it fuck. Well the title says jackshiet, so I went for a bit of clarity.