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Hasn't been the same without Andy Burton tbh. 'I've got some big news! My phone's been ringing all day, you wouldn't believe it but Huddersfield have just signed.............' 'Don't tell me we don't look out for small clubs, don't tell me that'

Gary Cotterill pizza.

Spot on.

Nah it's in two-three weeks.

Surely you mean Ricky. Bit of a twat you are.

No he is worth far more to our club. Plus, it's more likely to be near £40million with add-ons.

Conor Wickham is the best we can do in the next few hours.

It's more important what we do now, rather than dwell on Carroll. He's fucked off and a large amount of that has to be because of the distinct lack of ambition at the club. If the owners are serious (which I know they aren't), they will dig into the pockets and invest tonight. If we look at it logically, it's around £40million in the kitty. Maybe Ashley can invest £20million himself. So that would be £60million. That could buy 3/4 very good players. Lets see though, it's the timing that's fucked us over and makes it all the worse.

We are just cursed until Ashley fucks off. If we had a decent owner, there is no chance in hell Carroll would have handed in that request. It's the distinct lack of ambition that is shown by our owners that is the cause. Ideally Ashley will fuck off some time soon. I would kill for FFS right now.

FFS.

To be fair to him, he deserves a testimonial. Many years of great service.

He's so cute, can we keep him? Can we put you down?

I bet you were all thinking the same like. It doesn't help when you have people like Karen Brady writing blogs about sexism every two seconds. Hell, didn't she say that she slept her way to where she is?

Oh no, I am drowning under all that substantiating... oh no wait, no quotes, no meat, not much of anything really. Honestly, I may as well post about Vince McMahon being our new owner ffs edit Forster who is happy at Celtic as seems demanding of a guaranteed first team spot and who hasn't proven himself in the Premier League and Soderberg who hasn't impressed enough either? Why are you pushing this rumour and seem tacitly in favour of the move? He's a mackem- undercover agent.

I think Manchester United should get the Olympic Stadium, most of their fans won't have to travel far.

Charlie Adam seemed to be waving bye to the Blackpool supporters. Hope we bid for him.

This season we have thrown away 4 pts in Injury Time and gained 1 (at Wigan). We need to gain some more to even it out.

Pardew is content with the strikers though....

4 points dropped in two games.

1-1. Full time.

Joey poor ball. 4mins added on. FFS AARON FKN LENNON.

OOO Nile Ranger.

Ranger on for Ameobi.

Crossbar hit by Modric. Shiet this is tense.

Shola header wide of post.