KingKev

Quality.

I hope Stevie Harper can safe us a few points, apart from that it can only be Oba or later in the season Owen.

Going to commit suicide.

Predictor says finishing 17th with 36 (!) bloody points - Boro, Stoke and WB going down. Goodness me.

It will.

For once a very good article on NUFC and its supporters - even from the Times.

I thought this were bad times, but now it's even worse.

Great signing.

You only lose when you stay fucking positive - so I stay negative and fear the worst. Which will happen, so I will be right.

We've got Geremi and Cacapa, no problem. Quality.

JFK to walk out until Wednesday.

I thought I'm supporting a football club, but it's a fucking dog and pony show.

Spuds resign Keane, confirmed.

Arshavin deal seems to be broken down.

Is it you, Joe?

Pathetic.

Still no bloody excuse.

No Veloso, no Johnson, no striker, no fucking central defender.

Martins will be very motivated to play for this club now... Clever, clever piece of business from MA.

1700: THE TRANSFER WINDOW HAS CLOSED (except for deals where clubs can prove the weather has impacted on their ability to finish a deal). Paha, not the case with us...

It's all over. Fucking useless cunts, everyone at this club.

I've got two irons in the fire blablabla bloody hell.

1655: Wigan's Olivier Kapo says he wants to leave the JJB: "If I stay at Wigan, I will have a blank year. It is the worst moment of my career." I dunno, maybe he should have said something sooner?

6 mins to go - DO SOMETHING FFS!!!