JonTheMag

Thats just the training kit photoshopped orange. I doubt thats real.

haha well done!

Had a feeling a joke like that was coming. A bit predictable don't you think?

haha touche. Although tbf, I was born in England and have dual citizenship, so I get my skinny genes from my English side!

I think it's because you're an OOT-er It works fine for us real fans... Ouch. Thats a bit below the belt.

Wait, you mean the Toontastic Private Messaging system isn't a reliable and secure way to transmit money and airline tickets?!

Yeah, i've just sent it. Check your pm's.

DragonFilet and I will be heading over to Legends Bar in New York City to watch Newcastle play West Brom on Sunday, anyone else from here gonna be there?

I'll be in Newcastle on vacation for a couple of days around July 13th, anyone gonna be up to play some footy then?

Usually don't like stealing music of bands I like, but given that I'm seeing Arctic Monkeys play a week from today, but their album doesn't come out until a week after that, I don't feel too bad! Also its fucking awesome!

He seems to be much more dedicated than the likes of Ranger, which is good to see.

Arctic Monkeys a week from Tuesday Also anyone going to Reading or Leeds in August? I'm considering going for one of the days just to see Muse.

West Ham seem to be in a similar position to how we were at the end of the 09/10 season. A shit board who appointed an incompetent manager, and overpaid players who can't be arsed to try for the club. Will be interesting to see how they cope with the relegation, given how well we bounced back.

3 times against Chelsea. Don't forget the 4-3!!!

Sometimes. But sometimes it can be pretty great

Here's a scary fact. If Sami Ameobi follows the same career trajectory as Shola, we could have another 10 years of an Ameobi on the pitch for Newcastle. Yikes.

Great, another mistake from Krul. He really needs to cut those out.

Loving how our fans are outchanting the Chelsea fans

Nice run by Ferguson there!

A woman lost her life, Kevin. Jesus, Kevin. Show some fucking respect.

according to him he walked in and she grabbed him, which he were sober I would believe. But given he was drunk and desperately trying to put his mouth on anything that moved since the beginning of the night I'm not sure I trust his story

Yeah I get that, and normally that would be my opinion as well. But the way he went about it initially was a bit rapey. And yeah, my favorite part is that she got upset at being called a slut. I mean, you're opening your legs for anyone who comes into the room, what do you expect?!

Have a story you lot may or may not appreciate. I went to my friend's party last night, which was a big bash at Columbia University in NYC. In addition to all the students, a bunch of my old friends from back home were there as well. One of these such friends had been dumped by his girlfriend a month ago, and began the night with the sole intention of hooking up with anything that moved. So the party gets going, and theres this one girl there who we were both introduced to, and each chatted up at some point in the night. As the night went on, my mate (we'll call him Brian), got increasingly more drunk, and became very sloppy. This girl (Sally) was also quite drunk and was leaning against a wall. Brian walks up to her, and puts his arms on the wall next to her, trapping her in. She tries to duck out, but he stops her. He tries to put the moves on her and begins to kiss her, an action that she tries to avoid by craning her neck. But Brian was quite content to kiss her neck until she yielded. So they made out for about a minute, when she escaped and immediately came over to me. I think we said something about how Brian was creeping on her, and then we went into someones bedroom to hang out. One thing leads to another and we start hooking up, and this goes on for about 15 minutes or so. I was getting quite close to sealing the deal, when my friend who was hosting the party (Alan) knocks and comes in, saying we have to get out of his bedroom. That I was fine with, he's a good mate of mine and I was totally ok with respecting his boundaries. But then Brian comes in and basically repeats what Alan said, saying that we had to leave. So I get up and leave, and then next thing I know, I turn around to see Brian hooking up with Sally. Not cool. I mean, I wasn't that fussed, seeing as this girl wasn't the type of girl I would want to spend time with in any other context. But the fact that he cock-blocked me in such an overt way kind of annoyed me. So yeah, thats the mood I'm in. Sorry if this all comes off as arrogant or Kevin-esque or whatever, but I wanted to get the story down in writing before it escaped my memory. Also, there is a funny bit: As Brian was hooking up with this girl, he started trying to talk dirty to her. Apparently it was going well, so she said "oooh keep going". And then he says "You're a dirty slut, aren't you?" She IMMEDIATELY breaks it off and is like "what? are you calling me a slut? what the fuck?" At which point she got up and fucked off

I like this guy. His banter is entirely formed around cat-based analogies.