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Blackburn 0 Arsenal 2 Aston Villa 0 Newcastle 0 Bolton 3 Norwich 1 Everton 2 Wigan 0 Swansea 0 West Brom 1 Wolverhampton 1 QPR 0 Tottenham 2 Liverpool 2 Fulham 0 Man City 2 Sunderland 0 Stoke 1 Man Utd 1 Chelsea 1

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Underwhelming from ScarJo there. Poor form. Blake Lively's leaked nude photos last year were MUCH better.

Don't worry about it Saltwater. You can do whatever you feel.

Yes.

The strikeforces in this game comprised of: Leon Best, Shola Ameobi, Jay Bothroyd, and DJ Campbell. Has there ever been a Premier League game with more shit forwards?

Finally they bring on Sameobi. Can't believe I skipped two classes to watch this dross.

Arsenal 3 Swansea 1 Everton 1 Aston Villa 1 Man City 6 Wigan 0 Stoke 1 Liverpool 1 Sunderland 1 Chelsea 3 Wolverhampton 2 Tottenham 2 Bolton 0 Man United 2 Norwich 1 West Brom 2 Fulham 1 Blackburn 0 QPR 1 Newcastle 1

Thought it was interesting. As long as you don't take it as absolute facts, its interesting at least to look at. Some fuckers on here need to lighten up a bit.

Doubt they'd sell their main striker when they've just qualified for the Europa League group stage...

Is this Simon Bird? He's a cunt.

I would get gay married to Yohan Cabaye. There. I said it.

I think they meant first English player to score for Arsenal against Man U -- the last was Tony Adams.

Also Obertan did well tracking back and defending today. Never saw that from Routledge.

You kidding? His ball to Ba for Best's second goal was outstanding, and he did well to beat a player before putting in the ball for the chance Best fluffed. He's still settling into the first time, and he has a much better final ball than Routledge.

Cabaye's been our best player first half, and the defense looks very composed. Just need a decent striker to finish off all this possession we're getting!

Bet he's enjoying his move to QPR and losing 2-0 to Wigan!

Yes, because our display against Scunthorpe filled me with confidence that we can beat a team above League 1. FFS.

Sammy is like Nile Ranger but not fucking god awful. Use him in the same role we used Nile in last year and he'd get at least 5 goals, nailed on.

Maribor are in the Europa League group stage as well, GET IN!!!

Of fucking course.