JonTheMag

Apologies for the double post, but this excerpt from the Chronicle is amazing.

So I'm strongly considering getting a NUFCTV subscription, seems not that expensive and their content seems to be of good quality. Can anyone attest to this? Is it worth it to see the interview and such? And I posted this here because what led me to wanting a subscription is the desire to see interviews with Demba 2.0!

No one would happen to have a link to a web river of SSN would they? I can usually get one on Deadline Day but I cant find one at the moment. PM me if you have one!

Which one?

Probably going to get either 9, 12, or 21. I reckon he'll get the number 9. The pressure wont be quite as high for him as Demba will be banging them in regardless.

Just need to sign one of the Jonas brothers, Peter Gabriel, and the corpse of George Best!

Can anyone confirm that Cisse is the first player we've bought from a German club since Hamann?

Nope, he was released by Schalke and we signed him.

When was the last time we bought a player from a German club? Surely wasnt Hamann was it?

This reeks of a "get all the dembas" transfer strategy from Mike and Derek. Which one will be next?

Woops, got the quote a bit wrong! Bit presumptuous of Ryder to say that he's already our 1st signing despite it not being confirmed uet

Sorted! The player today jetted into Tyneside and became the Magpies' first January signing from German club Freiburg - the side he has netted 37 goals in 65 games. Cisse now gets the chance to fulfil his Premier League dream, he had said: "I love the Premier League and want to make my name like my mate Demba Ba is doing with Newcastle United at the moment." Read More http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/01/17/newcastle-united-in-talks-with-papiss-cisse-72703-30141765/#ixzz1jj4jZU6b

Ryder's got an article up with a quote from Cisses apparently saying how he's excited to join nufc and score goals with his mate demba ba. Id post it, but I'm on my phone and having a bit of trouble!

Worrying about this however is that our budget for this window is around £8 million, with the priority being a centre back. Cisses arrival could mean the outgoing of tiote, ba, or colo I'm afraid

#onlytwodembas

Yes please! Make it happen Dekka

I'd say: 1st: Man City 2nd: Man Utd 3rd: Chelsea 4th: Spurs 5th: arsenal 6th: Liverpool 7th: Newcastle Relegated: Blackburn, Bolton, QPR

Ah I see. Sorry, quite early here for me so I'm a bit out of it. Didn't read the bit in bold, just saw "sources close to #nufc say deal for cissokho" haha

Would be fantastic if this came off. And I find Ryder tends to be fairly accurate with his stuff on twitter, despite his horrendous articles

Willo is nothing special, but he's consistent and works hard, which for a 3rd choice CB is exactly what you need. Someone who can fill in without much fuss and do exactly what you expect of him.

The percentage of Demba's tweets that are about syrup is astonishing. I love it.

Sholas had an awful game today. Probably his worst this season

"well best seems to be hobbling a bit at the moment" "yeaaah well that's nothing, youve got to hobble that off" Get fucked wilkins

Can anyone make out what formation we're playing right now? Cause to me it looks like we've switched to a 4-3-3 almost w/ben arfa on the right, shola up top, best on the left, and a midfield of Guthrie, Jonas, and raylor. Strange!