JonTheMag

Alan Smith, for leaving.

Cisse might be the best January buy to ever happen

Only answer for Carroll's dive is that he didn't want to score against us. Well done Agent Andy, meet for extraction.

7 in 7 now for Papiss!

I feel Pardew will probably go with Raylor at left back, he's just back from injury and Santon hasn't been favoured by Pards lately

Liverpool would do better against Everton rather than Sunderland I think. Sunderland have a been a jammy club for them ever since that beachball incident a few years ago. Up the toffees.

I wonder what the last team was to finish in the top 7 without ever scoring 4 goals in a league game was. And we've only scored 3 in a game three times I think? (Today, Man U, Stoke)

I think we can win most games, but we dont and we wont MY PREDICTION IS THAT ONE TEAM WILL SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER, UNLESS THEY BOTH SCORE THE SAME NUMBER OF GOALS.

Hey everyone, so we've released another video, although this one may be lost on you as its quite relevant to my university. This whole year there's been a group of students who call themselves MobSquad and go around protesting everything. At one point they occupied the Administration building for a week before they were evicted. It's pretty ridiculous, so we decided to make a video parodying it. This was thrown together in 48 hours, and some of it isn't as clean or concise as we would've liked, but we're still pretty proud of it. Let me know your thoughts! http://www.tvmcgill.com/2012/03/22/raising-awareness-for-the-mcgill-student-population-stuck-in-trees-2/

Pretty sure Obertan now has 2 more assists than Cabaye. Correct me if I'm wrong

DUTCH AGGRO

Pardew and Wenger are born to hate each other. Wenger is the intellectual schoolboy who's mum gets him cello lessons and leaves notes in his packed lunch, while Pardew is the asshole who goes around giving people wedgies and farts a lot. Should be a fun match.

No one would happen to know a place where I could this game from my iphone by any chance, would you? Would be much appreciated!

Aye I'd take most of what Sullivan says with a mountain of salt. It's not salt, its cocaine!

Sounds like a sensible guy tbh. Good on him.

Who is "Removed" and why have we signed him? Is he Senegalese too?

Looks like Demba is hungry for some Mackem blood!

Tiote will return from this full of rage from his defeat in the final. As a result he will unleash a torrent of destruction on the Premier League leaving no one in his wake.

Obertan has been poor even by his usually shit standards.

Thats fine, we accept tits of all shapes and sizes!

If Mourinho quits Real Madrid at the end of this year, surely he could be in with a shout? Could sit in the England job until the Man U job is ready. Although I'm sure now someones gonna drag up a quote from him saying he never wants to manage internationally or some bollocks like that.

Thanks for the support everyone! We're releasing new videos every other Thursday, so I'm happy to keep posting them here if you're interested in seeing more. Not expecting to be Mitchell and Webb after two sketches, but the idea is if we do it enough we HAVE to get good at it eventually! And all constructive criticism is appreciated, always.

BRING BACK MCCLAREN

hahah that's brilliant. All of his facts about them beating us are more than a century old. Amazing.

True, but quite recently Liverpool did come in second. Granted neither of them looked like winning it, but all four were generally in with a shout I think. More so than Chelsea, us, Liverpool, and Arsenal are now.