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No chance 185572[/snapback] Him and Gallas and we're sorted.

Benitez says no according to official site.

184708[/snapback] But not Baba.

Did anyone else hear Carr shouting at Taylor when taking a throw in at about the 86th minute? Something along the lines of: "Fuck off Steve!.... (then to himself) dozy twat..." Might have been just me though.

There's only one Obaaa Martins, One Obaaa Martins - you know the rest. "He's small, he's black He's quicker than your dad" Is still where it's at tbh.

I find the FootballStreaming website/forum to be more than good enough for my illegal watching pleasure.

Right, following on from that shit Ahmed blog, or whatever that fella's name was, and now this, I'm going to start me a shit football news blog. Only it'll be a bit less shit.

Would Rob's first game have been in the 60s then? I've got a strange feeling I know him.

To be fair, it could be 4.5mil proper money if you're counting the potential additional payments.

First Newcastle game - Spurs away 1998 I think it was. Ferdinand scored from a Ginola corner and then Klinsmann got one as well. First game at SJP was the 4-1 Inter game.

Aren't these old quotes? Edit - yes they are.

It's win-able every year. But then you get bum-raped by a Drogba, or a Souness.

Still not grasped this rhyming thing 182614[/snapback] It's all in the delivery.

He's small, he's black, He'll eat your fucking cat!

Can't see us going for Klose as well. Would go against what Roeder said of trying to buy a player to play alongside Ameobi (providing his current injury isn't too serious) and anyway, think Klose and Martins would be a bit too similar. Both quick (see above chant re: Martins), goal poachers.

He's small, he's black. He's quicker than your dad.

This is exactly what I feared.

I want to make a poll to see the general reaction to this (cos i'm fun like that), but I fear i won't be able to think of witty enough options and it'll die on it's arse.

It's going a bit like this:

Fuck the sheik. I've only just about managed to lose the southern glory hunter fucking tag - (thanks Graeme!). Fuck off back to sand land.

He's a complete and utter mong. But he's getting the traffic. The fucking twunt.

Offer submitted according to the takeover panel. eek!

If it's not a Sheik, and it's just a bunch of venture capitalists, will the saga over the super casino have anything to do with this? ie them seeing potential profit in this etc, and not giving a fuck about the team?

Jordan no longer exist.

Am I the only one who wouldn't like a Sheik then? I'd fear of him getting bored pretty quickly leaving us with a megabilliongazillion wage bill and fuck all else.