Douggy B

Yes, it's fcking desperate patter mate. I bet your mates ignore it when they see your name flash up on their phone, I know I would. haha you havent got a clue. How old are you? Do you even remember ol Percy? Of course I do you daft nt, he's the gardener fella from Blue Peter. It's still ste patter, thats why no one is laughing. So what is the link between him and Sir Les? *Waits for Wackys hands to stop shaking with rage so he can use google*

Put it this way you could sit in the Home end and celebrate away goals. I think they are just happy to shift tickets.

someones obviously not been to craven cottage before. Stevie how would you describe Fulham fans?

OK then, so the info about getting tickets in the neutral end is useful then? No problem.

Yes, it's fucking desperate patter mate. I bet your mates ignore it when they see your name flash up on their phone, I know I would. haha you havent got a clue. How old are you? Do you even remember ol Percy?

"could be" .what more can ye say He probably deserves the benefit of the doubt TBF.

Edited for the precious types.

Do you even know what Im talking about Wacky?

To be honest he has cottoned on to a particular part of anatomy that could be called a defining feature.

If the away end is sold out then you can buy tickets off their website in the neutral section.

Deadwood is our nickname for Sherwood you plum. I would never have a bad word to say about Les... Percy Thrower might though I personally blame Dennis Wise.

They sell Duval in the Morrisons by me. I have been scared of it up until now (8%) but if you say it tastes alright.

Continental lager man? I like continental lager if it's decent stuff. I also like Belgian beers (the blond ones in general), wheat beers and you can't whack a nice pint of Guiness (a shit pint of it is awful though). I quite like the occasional Brown Ale as well and stuff like Smitheck's (sp?) and London Pride is nice as well. Sorry if that's crushed your stereoptype. Im a big fan of Erdinger but not wheat beer in general and I fell in love with Peroni Grand Reserva in Rome earlier this year. Favourite Ales are: London Pride, TT Landlord, Bombardier, Fursty Ferret or anything from the Rebellion brewery.

Continental lager man?

Villa claiming no complaint has been made...

The problem I find is that I like a real ale generally however I find if I have 4-5 of them I dont feel like carrying on. I want a beer I can drink all day without falling over. Becks Vier may be pretty bland but it beats Carling / Carlsberg / Fosters etc. Ticks the boxes for me.

On a what? Leo Sayer

ha ha check out the Norverners giving it the biggun. "Only four percent? Wearing a coot oon tha toon? Way ey ya big soothan poofda" Aye, because drinking a weaker beer than normal when out with your mates (I presume that's what a session beer is) is in no way an attempt to look like you can drink loads of pints and keep up with everyone. Session beer is nothing to do with keeping up, its when your on a leo and you dont want to be dead by midnight. Would you go on a 14 hour stella bender? I would suggest against it.

ha ha check out the Norverners giving it the biggun. "Only four percent? Wearing a coot oon tha toon? Way ey ya big soothan poofda"

Southern session beer at 4% I'd argue. Wheres my domestic violence by area data?

I quite like Becks Vier. As a session beer.

Oh Jeez Tom, you really are as thick as two short planks aren't you? Don't be mean to Tom. He's vulnerable, remember? Bitter. Danke? Two letters away from being spot on. I hope this is going to be exciting as the two horse race yawnfest we had the other day.

Oh Jeez Tom, you really are as thick as two short planks aren't you? Don't be mean to Tom. He's vulnerable, remember? Bitter. Danke? Two letters away from being spot on.

Oh Jeez Tom, you really are as thick as two short planks aren't you? Don't be mean to Tom. He's vulnerable, remember? Bitter.

More jobs for the boys. Took on deadwood part time last week. Totally unnecessary IMO. Not that I have a clue what goes on down that training ground.