Douggy B

Basically I break a laptop every five minutes and I have just done another one. My last one was HP and was nothing but bother from the fucking start. Flimsy piece of shit. I am now looking for another one, even reconditioned will do. As long as its a decent spec and most importantly DIRT CHEAP. Any suggested outlets?

That england kit thing a few years back? Good lad.

Come on for mido 60 mins in at the weekend. How the mighty have fallen. 'As good as Shearer' ha ha who said that? Whelan. Tbf to the pie-eating loudmouth, I don't think he exactly said that, but he made some Shearer comparison. Almost as farcical as wor Mike telling us Kinnear's better than Capello. why is he so anti newcastle? Is it because Ashley poached all the pikeys off him?

Come on for mido 60 mins in at the weekend. How the mighty have fallen. 'As good as Shearer' ha ha who said that?

Come on for mido 60 mins in at the weekend. How the mighty have fallen.

Ronaldo, Lampard, Alonso, Pienaar all divers.

Bolton Kevin Davies - 73 (Shearer syndrome) West Ham Valon Behrami - 70 Wigan Amr Zaki - 64 Manchester United Cristiano Ronaldo - 64 Newcastle Jonas Gutierrez - 64 Arsenal Denilson - 63 Manchester City Shaun Wright-Phillips - 57 Aston Villa Ashley Young - 54 Everton Steven Pienaar - 50 Hull Geovanni - 41 Middlesbrough Tuncay - 40 Chelsea Frank Lampard - 39 Tottenham Aaron Lennon - 38 Blackburn Jason Roberts - 38 Fulham Bobby Zamora - 37 Sunderland Steed Malbranque - 37 West Brom Jonathan Greening - 36 Liverpool Xabi Alonso - 35 Stoke Ricardo Fuller - 32 Portsmouth Peter Crouch - 29

The Canadian and Geordie accent is quite similar. For example: Outside is pronounced "ootside" ha ha weird.

David O'leary Charlie Nicholas Tony Adams Paul Merson Ian Wright Patrick Vieira Robert Pires Ashley Cole Thierry Henry Jens Lehman Eboue Cesc Fabregas William Gallas Julian Dicks Jimmy Floyd hasselbank Jamie Carragher Nevilles X 2 Steven Gerrard Alan Shearer Roy Keane All with good reason Irrational hatred: Steven Taylor, just annoys me, not sure why. Edit: Oh and Pennant..how could I forget him. Oh and that horrible nonce youth player they had....and Graham Rix.....I think thats all

Dannystien ought to remember. You should know you live amongst them. I bet you fit right in over there, in a country that was too afraid to have a national identity up to about three years ago. Can you wave a flag without being frowned upon now?

My dream job as a boy was a dustbin man. Purely because it looked like fun riding on the back of the lorry. Thank god I didn't follow through with that.

There is more to come. All that bad money hiding offshore (bundled toxic debt instruments). Hiding offshore? I have no doubt with falling asset values and rising defaults more debt will go "toxic" but I would love to know where this hidden mountain of toxic debt is you speak of? Off-book. Every major European bank is on the brink bar none. I suggest you go away a read IAS32 and IAS39. Then we'll talk.

There is more to come. All that bad money hiding offshore (bundled toxic debt instruments). Hiding offshore? I have no doubt with falling asset values and rising defaults more debt will go "toxic" but I would love to know where this hidden mountain of toxic debt is you speak of?

And if you knew anything you'd know that they did that out of necessity, not because of any political leanings. You are talking as if what they have done has solved the problem? Now the risk has gone from the banks falling over to the government going bankrupt. Great.

Wow youre a proper little keyboard warrior arent you? I am fully aware of where new labour stand in the political spectrum however their softly, softly approach has bred this layabout subculture who think they are entitled something it for nothing. As for state intervention remind me of how many nationalised banks we have now? Keeping you in a job though He doesn't even understand the basic linkage in the failure of deregulation and poor risk assessment/taking/greed. Market forces are failing yet we still have bufoons posting as if it were 1985. Of course I understand what has caused it, I was merely commenting on your wildly inaccurate point about state intervention and in my original point about a subculture that is growing in this country.

Wow youre a proper little keyboard warrior arent you? I am fully aware of where new labour stand in the political spectrum however their softly, softly approach has bred this layabout subculture who think they are entitled something it for nothing. As for state intervention remind me of how many nationalised banks we have now? I really don't think you have the first clue DB. Sorry. ha ha really. nothing like a reasoned, well thought out point. Maybe you are just too detached over there? Ok...(Yawn) What is your point about the banks? You said there was more state intervention in countries such as Spain and Germany. Yet in this country the government own a controlling stake in, Northern Rock, RBS and Lloyds / HBOS. You don't get much more intervention than that.

Wow youre a proper little keyboard warrior arent you? I am fully aware of where new labour stand in the political spectrum however their softly, softly approach has bred this layabout subculture who think they are entitled something it for nothing. As for state intervention remind me of how many nationalised banks we have now? I really don't think you have the first clue DB. Sorry. ha ha really. nothing like a reasoned, well thought out point. Maybe you are just too detached over there?

Wow youre a proper little keyboard warrior arent you? I am fully aware of where new labour stand in the political spectrum however their softly, softly approach has bred this layabout subculture who think they are entitled something it for nothing. As for state intervention remind me of how many nationalised banks we have now?

You have mares every day. On the highlights I seen..talk about backs to the wall job. Anyway your record against the big 5 is a P7 W2 D4 L1 Ha Ha, we have always struggled against the minnows up North. Bolton, Stoke, Sunderland, Newcastle. The players can't seem to get up for inferior opposition.

Stevie mate, you are having a mare. We controlled vast quantities of the game until the last ten minutes when it was backs to the wall time. Just because they had more shots on / off target doesn't mean their performances deserved any more praise. Especially as most of those were from long range free kicks due to Lampard and Drogba's diving antics. Anyway the only stat that matters is the score. Still unbeaten by the big four this season: P6 W2 D4.

See a bit of yourself in there?

Where did I say that?

Mate I don't believe in conspiracies, as I say only multiple versions of the same truth.

After 12 years of Labour rule. A whole generation of them, mid twenties, unable to remember anything but Labour government in this country. A generation where it is OK to stay at home well into your mid twenties, lets face it "Its too expensive to get on the property ladder isn't it?". "Anyway, that's how they control you. I'm going live my life instead of working". Your life? Sitting at home on your mum's Internet connection / on the Playstation / smoking weed. Lets face it there is no real incentive to go and look for a job. The boys in charge will pay your way. You'll take the money even though you hate the government, what is a couple of quid a week compared to the billions spent on bombs? The Billions spent on bailing out banks? Its all a conspiracy designed to trap you. They enslave you for a nice holiday once a year and a BMW. Who needs a car when your going nowhere? Mum and Dad are happy to pay your way anyway. This capitalist stuff doesn't work anyway, viva the revolution, you conveniently forget where the money came from that put the roof over your head. Good job Dad bought into the system wasn't it. I see the type every day, the media studies degree never really held out many job prospects but it was a good doss for three years and it taught you the air of pseudo intelligence, whilst reading the Guardian, tutting over more misdeeds from those powers that seek to enslave us all. This generation IS the Internet generation, a wonderful invention where, if you like, you can find a site that will argue the earth if indeed flat and we were wrong all along. Where hours can be killed watching videos that "prove" that 911 was in fact instigated by the American government. Take nothing at face value. Some lad down the pub the other day tried to tell me that "It is illegal for the Government to charge you tax" and that "the reason peoples names are in upper case is that it allows them to treat you like a company rather than an individual." Wow what a revelation and where did he learn that little gem? The Internet. Nothing can be taken at face value by these people, they will pick everything from a source they don't like to pieces using some warped logic, whilst believing staunchly in the words of some crackpot students on google video who tells them that the US are run by the Illuminati and Israel is in league with aliens who wish to conquer the universe. I don't want to name names but you know who you are. (Park Life, Fop etc etc...)

The uneasy sexual tension between Lawro and Scar face? Lineker's witty banter? Worth the licence fee alone. I am sure Sky will dedicate some extra championship time for "TBFITW". Best keep those attendances up mind