Douggy B

He has a good chance of losing his foot or contracting some terrible disease I would imagine You are an orrible little man. I fear for child being brought up by such a cunt. You honestly have no reedeming features as far as I can tell. Poison Dwarf. I fell like tipping off the social services TBF.

How many do you think turned up when he signed first time?

From the Guardian

GEORDIE MESSIAH STAGES PATENTLY TRANSPARENT PR RUSE, 7,500 DUPED Newcastle United's players found out exactly what their fans think of them this morning when a disappointing crowd of just 7,500 gullible Geordies turned up for an open first-team training session at St James' Park. With the sun shining, the schools broken up for Easter and unemployment figures on Tyneside approaching a 20-year high, experts had been predicting a record attendance for the pathetically transparent propaganda exercise that traditionally follows the appointment of each new Geordie Messiah. But despite the recent installation of local legend Alan Shearer as The Chosen One, a disillusioned Geordie public voted with their feet, opting to ignore the overpaid wasters who have dragged the club into the Premier League relegation mire and head for the city's pubs, betting offices and tattoo parlours instead. Despite the low turn-out, the reaction of those who did turn up at St James' Park was surprisingly positive considering how shabbily they've been treated in recent years. "A lot iv people, spehully bairns, cannit afford the exorbitant ticket prices fo' Newcassel matches, see it's canny fo' them tuh be yeble tuh cum alang tuh the groond, see their heeroos in the flesh an' shoot abuse at them," enthused one overweight topless man who appeared so down on his luck he'd literally lost the shirt from his backs. "Way-aye man," chorused his Brown-drinking friends, who had also gone shirtless for the day in an act of solidarity. Although coach Iain Dowie has overseen first-team training sessions since the duo's appointment, it was the notoriously publicity-shy Shearer who barked the orders on a day that, coincidentally, hundreds of journalists and TV cameras were on hand to record proceedings. Once Dowie had marked out the pitch with training cones, his boss got stuck into the five-a-side, even going so far as to score and wheel away with one arm in the air - a trademark celebration a bewildered Fabricio Coloccini mistook for an offside appeal. Sadly for Shearer, his goal was too little too late and to nobody's great surprise, the training cones recorded a facile 8-1 victory over the assorted first-teamers pitted against them. "I said to the boys, 'Where else would you get thousands of fans turning up to watch training when the team is third bottom?'," Shearer told reporters as he wound up his latest exercise in self-promotion. Where else? Let's see, Alan. All over Italy and Spain, not to mention in many South American countries. What's more, those fans are sensible enough to arrive armed to the teeth with insulting banners, baskets of rotten fruit and iron bars.

He has a good chance of losing his foot or contracting some terrible disease I would imagine You are an orrible little man. I fear for child being brought up by such a cunt. You honestly have no reedeming features as far as I can tell. Poison Dwarf.

Own worst enemy.

Once again I find it hard to fault your reasoning.

Effectively yes.

got to be disappointing for all those piano concerto fans out there. I stand by the sentiment. so is anything with a guitar in it, by definition, music? No. Coldplay, Hoosiers and the Kooks would all fail that test.

got to be disappointing for all those piano concerto fans out there. I stand by the sentiment.

Ahh, you'll fit in with the boring white hetero males on here yet. Always good to expand your circle of friends, I'm sure you'll agree.

And here's one for you, I'm going to rip your lungs out with my bare hands and feed them to you if I ever meet you! I'll bring the step ladder.

Oh and BTW, Hova has blatantly got history with Stevie, possibly from the NO days. Totally unnecessary attack IMO, even top gamblers are streaky and Stevie always seems to have sound reasoning behind his bets, even if I don't always agree with them.

I would like to add to the anti rap feeling at this point. Music isn't music without guitars in it. That's a little fact for you right there.

I hear from Spurs fans that went down in the late seventies that there was an increase in blue on blue. What happened to "all together now"? Come on lads.

ha ha sammynb, I (quite rightly) pointed out to you the fact that Keegan has walked out on the majority of jobs he has had and you had a hissy fit. I would love you to show me the bit where I was proved clueless.

This website was linked to in a post earlier on this season: http://www.rightresult.net/ I thought this would be a good time to revisit it. A majority of teams are within 5 points of there EPL total so it does show that decisions generally even themselves out over a course of a season. However with the league as tight as it is at the top and bottom, it shows the margins for error are razor thin. Smoggies are really hard done by with dodgy decisions costing them 7 Prem points. Dirty cheating goons are the major benefactors of dodgy decision making with a whole 5 points more than their Prem total.

That is probably because winding people up is not my intention.

I dont get it what has that got to do with me? Like most things on here. We've been trying to say that to you for a while don't you think? Only Newcastle fans are allowed to have an opinion on NUFC?

I dont get it what has that got to do with me?

Good goal, what a dreadful signing he was though. I was only thinking earlier, about how much more Spurs have spent than Arsenal since Wenger took over. As a matter of fact the net spend of the big four over the last 5 years is Chelsea (154 million) Man U (85 million) Liverpool (82 million) and Arsenal is just 3.4 million! In fact, if you were to take the recent luxury signing of Arshavin out of the equation they'd be in profit by around ten million. Even we've spent less than Spurs over the last ten years... Wow, thats a shocking lack of knowledge. Arsenal spend 40 million on virtually a new youth squad 3-4 seasons ago now but because they are all youth players it for some reason doesn't count in these misleading figures. Also our net spend is nowhere near the likes of United, Chelsea or Liverpool. If you consider the profit we turned on Carrick: 15m (3-18); Keane: 13m (7-20) and Berbatov: 20m (10-30m) you can see we operate without spending vast sums. Yes there will be some expensive flops: Bentley, Bent, Kaboul but tell me a manager that hasn't bought the odd pup. If Wenger had turned the kind of profits we have lately, the old genius tag would be trotted out again. the problem is that in order to strengthen the team in general we are having to sell the crown jewels and that is where the system falls down.

Someone needs to cook up some kind of reason to dock them 15 points this season. They still have an FA hearing over more Tevez allegations to get through yet....stranger things have happened.

Creditors of Straumer (The failed Icelandic bank and owners of West Ham) are readying a plan to seize control of West Ham. However according to sources close to the process there will be no "quick sale" (within the next 2 years). Straumer owns about 75% of West Ham's 260m debt and creditors are planning to remove the current Icelandic chairman from his role. Source: Reuters International Financing review. (4/4/09) No buying of players for them for the next few years then

His principle of walking away from any job when the going gets tough. How many jobs have Keegan walked out on? Every one apart from Fulham, where he didn't walk out because the going got tough, he walked out to concentrate on England......who he later walked out on.

Why would I be bitter, Vela (also Arsenal) was better. This tops the lot though. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1941068/davi...al_on_29_10_08/