Douggy B

What is really funny is that your ignorance and lack of subtlety makes you push it too far. You've gone past Ricky Gervais and now you are currently sitting somewhere between Jim Davidson and Bernard Manning. And theres nothing more boring than someone whos only line of banter is to shock with nothing else to back it up. I bet you fancy yourself as the brightest person you know eh?

Fair enough.

Because it's funnier? When does it get funny? Right around the time you make a thread condeming our "Northern-ness" probably. Do another one. Go on. Or just do one, in general. North / south banter = amusing Holocaust humour = not so.

Because it's funnier? When does it get funny?

What makes you assume that just because I'm a spurs fan that I'm Jewish fish?

Yeah gone no UEFA nothing, just like Spurs in 14 of the last 17 seasons, nothing no trips, stay at home, pipe down. Fucking ell Stevie, you're a let down: Uefa cup First round: (80 teams) * 32 winners from the second qualifying round * 14 National cup-winners from associations 1-14 * 2 third-place finishers from associations 7-8 * 5 fourth-place finishers from associations 4-8 * 7 fifth-place finishers from associations 1-3, 5-8 * 2 sixth-place finishers from associations 1-2 * 2 League cup-winners from associations 3-4 * 16 entries from UEFA Champions League third qualifying round Leave We have a saying in geordie "spacka", other areas use it too but it describes you as well perfectly. It was the second qualifying round YOU FUCKIN THICK CUNT. Now do one ugly. Thats me told.

Lets hope suicide runs in the family.

Yeah gone no UEFA nothing, just like Spurs in 14 of the last 17 seasons, nothing no trips, stay at home, pipe down. Fucking ell Stevie, you're a let down: Uefa cup First round: (80 teams) * 32 winners from the second qualifying round * 14 National cup-winners from associations 1-14 * 2 third-place finishers from associations 7-8 * 5 fourth-place finishers from associations 4-8 * 7 fifth-place finishers from associations 1-3, 5-8 * 2 sixth-place finishers from associations 1-2 * 2 League cup-winners from associations 3-4 * 16 entries from UEFA Champions League third qualifying round

I had Chicken Kiev for my tea. Oh you pikey. Eat some proper food. fuck you, it was Kosher Jamie Oliver and Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall are on their way round to kick your flabby ass.

Yeah gone no UEFA nothing, just like Spurs in 14 of the last 17 seasons, nothing no trips, stay at home, pipe down. And now 3 on the bounce, the worm really has turned eh?

Fucking hell, can you imagine how many they are going to have living in SJP when they take over? They can fit a family of 14 in a two up, two down round my way.

Do they drop into the Uefa or are they out all together?

I had Chicken Kiev for my tea. Oh you pikey. Eat some proper food.

Sad but true. However we are working on next years fixtures at the cost of £250 (IIRC) Just make the forum members view only. That way they will never know.....unless theres a grass Forums that are Members View only suffer for it plus the authorities actively seek it out. It's not worth it. Because you get This funny that the filth got stitched

Sad but true. However we are working on next years fixtures at the cost of £250 (IIRC) Just make the forum members view only. That way they will never know.....unless theres a grass

Nice to get another perspective. Not many other MBs would be as welcoming as you lot are

Its just come up on SS.com Its only a matter of time before it was posted on here.

Dont fella, Im happy and I have my health. What more can a man ask for?

Oh and Tom, I think as it is an "average" our extra year is taken into account

ha ha football didnt exist before the prem did it. toot toot!! Surely it should be the % of your ground that is filled. *Waves foam finger in disgust*

Ready, Steady, Go By Duncan Alexander Last updated: 4th August 2008 August invariably sees Premier League pitches in pristine condition but some teams have found it hard to adjust to the annual reintroduction of top-flight football, while others come roaring out of the blocks like a sprinter. Opta have studied the ever-present sides in the top division over the last five years to find the best and worst starters. As the table below shows, Chelsea have been, perhaps unsurprisingly, the best starters over the past five campaigns, winning 15 games in August and losing just once, to Middlesbrough in 2006. Double figures Arsenal, Manchester United and Everton are the other sides who have reached double figures for August wins in recent times. In fact, for Everton, August has been their strongest month over the past five seasons, as it has for Manchester City, so David Moyes and Mark Hughes can look forward to the big kick-off with some optimism. Premier League teams in August since 2003 Team W D L Win % Best or worst month? Chelsea 15 2 1 83% Arsenal 12 4 2 67% Manchester United 11 3 3 65% Everton 10 3 5 56% Best Manchester City 9 4 5 50% Best Liverpool 6 6 2 43% Aston Villa 7 7 5 37% Portsmouth 6 7 4 35% Tottenham Hotspur 7 5 8 35% Fulham 6 4 8 33% Bolton 6 4 9 32% Middlesbrough 5 5 9 26% Blackburn 3 9 8 15% Worst Newcastle United 2 6 8 12% At the other end of the scale, Newcastle and Blackburn have regularly struggled in the opening month in the last five seasons. Newcastle have won only two of their 16 matches, while Blackburn are the only team in the table above who have seen August as their worst month since 2003. Can Paul Ince confound recent history and get Rovers off to a good start?

Best fans in the world.

Like stand up on here today. A real laugh riot.

Good player, gutted we didnt follow through our interest last year.