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Absolutely brilliant... Joe Kinnear's Black and White Armeeeeeeeeeeee

And you lads all know that he actually bought the shares and wasn't shorting them??? Cos you know that he's probably made a mint if he was running a short position!

Aye, he didn't have a clue really. Should have stuck to making one trophy signing per season and hiding the debt up his jumper... I mean trying to run a football club as some kind of sustainable business, what a fool.

He was brought in for just such an occasion as this. Ready made pantomime villain. So instead of anyone analysing what actually is going on at the club, we can all point at the short fella and boo. This is not all Wise's doing or all his fault. Things have fundamentally changed at the club. We aren't making the obvious season ticket selling trophy signings that we have done in the past. It seems that Ashley is running a much tighter ship and trying to get more value for our money. That's our money mind you, not his. I think he should be applauded for that. However there is a clash of cultures here. It's not the NUFC way, certainly not if the last 20 years is anything to go by. And it's certainly not the way that has brought Keegan success throughout his managerial career. So how will it be resolved? Either Keegan goes or there is a compromise and the purse strings are loosened so that he can make the signings he really wants. I'm not sure how it will end, but there are forces at work in our club at the moment moving in opposite directions and to ignore that and just pour the blame on Wise is a little simplistic.

Don't talk fucking shite lad, it's football - a panto show at its best He's gone... Oh no he's not... He's gone... Oh no he's not... Wasn't this shit supposed to stop with the departure of Fat Freddie?

I've started a collection in my office. I reckon that if we all co-operate and do it then we will have enough to loan Shola ourselves for three months. Whaddya's think?

I just saw Kaka hanging around Felling Metro with a steak bake in one hand and a rucksack in t'other. Are you sure it wasn't a cheese pasty? Yee trying to say I don't know my pastries, like? I was under the impression that Greggs kept the premium stuff for North of the river and only released the common stuff to the Gateshead side... Yet another disgraceful case of footballers getting preferential treatment.

I hope that's true. Apparently he was with Steven Gerrard

I just saw Kaka hanging around Felling Metro with a steak bake in one hand and a rucksack in t'other. Are you sure it wasn't a cheese pasty?

Jermaine Pennant spotted in Boots at the top of the Bigg Market by one of my work colleagues at lunch time today.

This fella seems to have actually made it to the match yesterday... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...6/sfgnew106.xml Edgar seemed a little edgy to begin with but settled down to give a good performance. Barton looked like a footballer and both full backs were excellent.