ULSTER MAG

Owen will just be the start of it..

Time to prepare for the future, mass exodus of players in january and a relegation battle the rest of the season. ASHLEY out to fuck!!!

Who is going to be brave/stupid enough to work under Ashley and Co??

Fucking gutted, hope Ashley fucks of soon too and get someone in who knows about running a football club.

Guthrie for England!! Anyway, still no word of this Keegameeting then?? Must be well into the second packet of chocolate HobNobs by now. Wise has had a major attack of little blerk syndrome after Keegan made a comment about how Poyet was the brains behind his time at Leeds. He's took them all hostage in the conference suite of the Malmaison and he's threatening to "facking shiv" anyone who tries to leave. Llambias tried to make a dash for it but Vetere and Jiminez caught and bumraped him. Maybe

Guthrie for England!! Anyway, still no word of this Keegameeting then?? Must be well into the second packet of chocolate HobNobs by now.

Beye was RB mate. Sorry LB Too many Buds today.

Great performance by all the new signings, Jonas especially. N'Zogbia needs replaced at RB as soon as, otherwise the defence looked comfortable enough. Phone has been very quiet from all my manu friends for a change. Listening to 909 on the way down the road, they want to no why Taylor isnt getting into the International squad.

Only 26? Seems to have been around for a while. Cant see him come here tho, but would be a welcome addition

Too true, even over here they are arrogant tossers. Neville is the weakest link, hope we can make it count.

Abdoul Faye just gone to Stoke for 2.25m Goodbye!!!

I'm confident too!!

Any Colo wigs on sale yet??? Bound to be a few knocking about before too long.

Need another striker pronto, too many injury prone strikers on the books already.

Firstly have we definately got Colo's registration thru, and is he anywhere near fit enough toplay on sunday???

Pity it wasnt Microsoft, the team would have Excelled with Bill's backing-up.

+1!

Same team only with Enrique at LB, the Zog never looks happy playin there.

NUFC 2 PSV 0 Smith to score, just because he's been linked with a move away, at last.

Understatement of the night!! Bassong the only shining light in that performance. If anyone will give us £7m for milner i'd gladly take it.

On your way down take a detour thru Lurgan and down to Newry, glad to see the local GAA supporters have decked lamposts with Armagh and Down flags for the silly season. Enjoy Rage against the Machine by the way!! Back to Evans, still think he's better than anything we currently have.

Has Evans not been cleared of all allegations, or is it just because he's still a Man U player that its been kept queit? Cant wait til he signs and the headlines in the paper - "Toon Sign £5m Rapist" Good to see you folk getting a brief history lesson on the politics and history of Our Wee Country!! Travel widely around N.I. and there is all manner of flags flying in various towns for various reasons.

Wouldnt be a bad signing, better than what we have at the minute although still learning the ropes. Give our wee supporters club this side of the water sometiing to cheer about!

At work - Holland. Bets are on Russia for an outside chance.

1. Souness 2. Dalglish 3. Gullit 4. Allardyce 5. Roeder Doesnt matter what order they are in, they were all rank.