Golden Glory

That's the only real shame about being where we are. Young, Bouazza, Forrester (not yet but in future), Eagles amongst others have been in our system recently, but are now at greener pastures. Except for the jug-eared alien-headed twat Bouazza, who's at Charlton now. But you can put up with it - really. See - being able to appreciate the brilliant shitness of Darius Henderson is something you couldn't do in the Premiership, it was the highlight of last season.

I'm actually ridiculously glad that Watford are in the Championship. And hope that the Premiership abandons the lower leagues and becomes a closed shop - the Championship (bar those cuntfuckers QPR who seem to want to ruin everything) is exciting and anything can happen - even if the football isn't pretty, I'd rather go in to every game with a chance of winning than having to cross out half the fixtures as pre-decided defeats and then hope to win some of the other games to finish 14th again this year. Great fucking success that is, eh?

Fuck off you Jewish cunt. Go pick up some pennies and eat so Motsa bread.

Sarf is da best

Shame he plays for Hampshire. Only the best make it.

KP's a nice a fella though like. The only proper cock I've met who's played for Hampshire in recent years is Derek Kenway, right wanker he was.

Football hooliganism hasn't half been glorified in recent years though, has it?

ITV ffs. Will never watch a film on there, too many adverts.

Have recently (day before yesterday) read a day in the life of Ivan Denisovich. Great book.

Have you lost to Wealdstone, Barnet and MK Dons? Barely managing draws with Hereford and Brentford having been 9 points clear at the top of the table at a point last season but not having gotten promoted? You're not that bad. I'd be encouraged as how you did at the end of last season was good.

*With every post I make against this guy I will gain friends. oooooohhh friends.* I know. Oooh, isn't it an exciting time to be me. I bet you're jealous. beside myself. Same way everyone else feels about Spurs.

*With every post I make against this guy I will gain friends. oooooohhh friends.* I know. Oooh, isn't it an exciting time to be me. I bet you're jealous.

Look at me! Look at me! I woke up and was breathing! I can talk now! Look at me! Look at me!

Maybe responsibility could be the making of KP? Responsibility would ruin the man and detract him from his almost egotistical playing style that does so well for him. Same with Freddie.

I reckon James Foster should be given a go at 'keeper.

Thing is though, I can't see anyone perfect to be new captain.

Football has some major growth potential in India tbh, massive potential market for shirt sales and other merchandising that's largely unexploited, the ramifications of an Indian getting involved in a club would increase popularity of the sport a lot. Also, if it is one of the Ambanis getting involved, I'd love to see the other come in and try to outdo each other, they're a bit like that. Either way, I would be happy if such a thing happened, as not to get asked 'what the fuck is that?' as I did when I wore my Watford shirt out there last time. There's a fair amount of interest over there, but it has the potential to be a lot greater, I think it would make sense for all involved if such a thing were to happen. More than likely it's bollocks, mind. It's not as though Mukesh (his slightly richer brother) isn't extravagant either: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-45...ust-family.html , so I wouldn't bet against Anil being willing to spend a bit of a wad either on such a venture. They like to win tbh.

Monkeywank?

Matt Derbyshire on loan to us? Surely not?

Now he's playing orgasmically brilliant strokes. It's what Hampshire players do, eh?

KP slashing at wide ones, not really encouraging signs, IMO.

TBH, at least your season doesn't start in 8 days, without you having a real striker, or having any clue about who's going to be in goal and who'll actually defend. You've got ages left yet, I'm sure you'll bring in a few players, more than likely not even panic buys.

Bet you'd love that, meeting the lads. Hom. *insert gay winky smiley here*

Radiohead - OK Computer, I just listened to Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures, though.

I like how Spurs fans generally think that constant twattish showers of condescension is 'banter'. All the bloody same. Stop trying to arse lick the locals. Its just banter, its part of the game, get a grip. Knowing that young man like I do I can say he's far from being an arse licker. His lass tells me he refuses to give her a rim job despite her begging for it. He looks about 12 in his pic. Your words hurt. Oh well, it's only banter, innit geez'.