DMurray

Irn Bru tasted much better out of the old glass bottles, strange....

Hello!

I used to have beanies from the chippy all the time, must be 12 or more years since I've had one. I've been told the only place that does them nearby is the chippy in Newburn, I so have to go and investigate that.

Proper foot.

Must be a minority that voice themselves louder than the majority? Unless I've completely got the wrong end of the stick, and none of it's serious.

I've never been on NO but I take it there is quite a rivalry between here and there? It's just a vibe im getting

Makes you wanna watch Wimbledon tbf. I'll be supporting Murray as well, has a good name...

I saw a repeat of Johnathan Ross the other day on Dave, and she was on, must have been a while ago, because she had a really healthy glow and wasn't a bag of bones, looked pretty gorgeous. Then I saw Never Mind The Buzzcocks the other day where she was patently off her nut on something, which Simon Amstel ripped the piss out of her for, tragic.

I used to work down Boro every now and again, down at the old MAN Truck Yard, there was only one fitter there who was canny, the rest were right bastards when they heard my accent. You could feel the burning stares. Mr T's Cafe next to there was spot on though.

My apologies. *does 100 lines*

My first bite, I feel honoured today. I can imagine the accent you said that it, probably Mancunian.

That is sweet

The Backwoods - Gary Oldman is a legend.

I've seen much of his crack when I've been on the forum. To be fair, I think I can handle Torres, one of those if you ignore, gets the hint. And as for being a Mackam, I've been called it before and I'll be called it again, but I love my team the mags.

Strangely enough, next door have 2 c**s and they leave us 'presents' on the front door step. Always a nice suprise to stand on a dead mouse on the way to work...

Why thank you, and I notice your next post is 10,000, quite some going tbf. No Suprises - Radiohead I could just say I'm listening to OK Computer though.

Karma Police - Radiohead

Stereotypical German in the top right there.

Interesting...... Im the black and white side of things according to this ordinance survey map.

Oh dear , whys that? Should I be prepared for a lynching?

Haha, I read that topic the other day, I've had the same conversation in the pub before, It's sitting down for me marra. As for looking at the paper, how would you know if your clean? Enough of that anyway.....

We can only hope..... I do realise I've just set myself up when I post in another topic... Ah well

Am I the only person this amused?

Cheers for the welcome lads. I didn't know whether to just start posting in topics or say hello, thought I might as well say hello instead of posting and people thinking ''Who's this random numpty?''. Although that's probably what people will think anyway.... We can only hope.....