Charlotte Church

Anyway Charlotte, you lazy bint. Does this mean you're going to be even more of a whingeing bitch than usual? And I guess you've now got an excuse to stuff your piggy-face with cake. I've heard that manc-mag fancies you - fancy asking him if he wants to change a few nappies cos it'll ruin my manicure? You can fuck right off you orange-faced freak! Who needs your poncy diets? Just cos u run around a field chasing a ball doesn't mean u should have to keep looking at a fucking calorie chart! Probably not urs anyway - hope not, it might come out half normal!

Are you putting in a claim to be the father? That flouncy tit of a boyfriend doesn't seem that interested....

You fucking bastard............it was my turn to have them waxed!

Dont u b calling my gavin a prat!

I earn a lot more than you! And what did you waste the money on this time - more make up or woz it sunbed sessions? You are a wanker for that comment about driving - the therapist says i'm doing much better and dont need comments like that!

ooo lovely, are all you boys going 2 give me a pearl necklace? ur all very sweet! And Gavin is dumped. He promised me he was never going to see Dale again! 94795[/snapback] I gave you the world As soon as the contract was on the table, you only had eyes for a "rugby" player. 94796[/snapback] You only wanted me for my money thou - leech!

ooo lovely, are all you boys going 2 give me a pearl necklace? ur all very sweet! And Gavin is dumped. He promised me he was never going to see Dale again!

wotz funny?

are you religious too alex?

oooo - I'd love that!

What is more important than me? He promised to spoil me and all i got was a diamond necklace. Cheap bastard 94766[/snapback] would you settle for a pearl necklace instead? 94771[/snapback] I luv pearls me, do u want 2 buy me one then?

What is more important than me? He promised to spoil me and all i got was a diamond necklace. Cheap bastard

If u do can u tell him 2 get lost - all I got 4 valentines was some cheap diamond necklace. Where is my car u bastard!

Tinky Winky actually.

94661[/snapback] Oi! Stop being so nasty! 94725[/snapback] Shouldn't have stood me up then tbh 94728[/snapback] You deserved it!