khay

maybe knows medina a little to well.

just wait till the hair starts to grow back.

Anyone who looks like they might want to speak to me when walking down the street, bastids.

£13.41 a share and still going up.

Why stop there... sure her ass could do with some work at the age aswell.

Maybe my nose.

Having a good day then ?

Say it with flowers After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them." "Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks". "Ahhh, that's really nice" said Lucy. "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!". "Brilliant!" said Lucy. "And the third?". "That's from Eric in the burns unit", said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

bastard got me! It was sitting on top of a lamp post just waiting for me. lucky it was only my jacket arm got me just outside of work aswell.

is having a wim.

Big Fish - it was all right. Was all ways meaning to watch it but got round to buying it in the end. it has deep roy (Oompa Loompa )in it.

1.Procrastination 2.Coldsores 3.people who dont try to see both sides of something. Even if their side is right they dont bother listening to your point of view!

This all ways happens i put some music on to my mp3 player and it stays there for about 2 weeks. i all ways forget to change my music. so its still Jimmy eat world and futures. all though i only listen to world you love and night drive.

King Kong the Hairy Photon Canon

lets bogey.

1 Bill Nicholson 60 2 Sourpuss United 55 3 Fact hunt XI 53 4 Wye Aye Man 49 4 Rasta Army 49 6 Alba Gu Brath 48 6 Toontastic Emre 48 8 ewerk 46 8 Southern Geordies 46 8 The Kinky Wizards 46 8 rockin' robinho 46 12 Fat Freds Burgers FC 45 12 Optimistic Nutcases 45 12 Bootboys 45 15 Magic Darts 44 15 EveryTimeRef (NU) 44 17 raventoon 43 17 Northern Goals 43 19 Col. Klink's Heroes Col. 41 20 aimless wanderers 40 20 Toonplastic 40 22 Blackhill Bees 39 22 DREAM XI 39 24 Straylight Run 37 24 Faux Madrid 37 26 Souness Slags.. 36 26 emre's army 36 28 GeordieFish 28 off to a good start i see. Going well for the fish.

is now in a better mood, yay!

its nearly time.

Never seen it! you havent even been in the bill!

Chips and cheese!

system ?

where does princes leia going shopping ? darth maul!

my mates voice, pissed slighty.

i thought the speed was the same.

is now speaking to himself.