The Mighty Hog

Tv Burp was on. Much funnier.

I'd agree with that. If Consett wasn't 10 mintes up the road I wouldn't bother with it. never been to Stanley for a night out but heard it's a dump. Never been to CLS either but heard it's just similar to Consett. Heard horror stories about Hexham. It's so local they know straight away that you're not from there, then they spend the whole night causing trouble. Can't say I'm overly impressed with what I saw in Sunderland when my mates were uni there. I think it was the Manor Quay we went to.

Cathy Davey is looking canny in some of her newer pictures on myspace, thought SLP might be interested to know.

'Orrible How apt. I was just all his stuff about cockneys from the Big Breakfast stretched out over 6 episodes. He should have gone back inside for writing that piece of turd. I vaguely remember an episode that involved toilets, and selling them or something, which ended with them in the pub and a whole host of "hilarious" toilet puns after they chucked them in a river. Most of it was set in a pub iirc. Vaughn was paid an obscene amount of money as well, I think. I'm sure he was tied to the beeb on a 6 figure contract.

'Orrible How apt. I was just all his stuff about cockneys from the Big Breakfast stretched out over 6 episodes. He should have gone back inside for writing that piece of turd.

I can't remeber the name of that awful Johnny Vaughn one, it might have already been mentioned.

So Haunt Me. A sitcom about a Jewish ghost living with a Christian family.

That black lesbian bit is just a re-hash of the Keith Chegwin bit in Extra's isn't it?.

My picks have been nicked then. There's also a Elbow cover of Black Sabbaths "The Wizard" from a bbc show kicking around. Seawee'd version of "Go Your Own Way" is good.

I'll third Jamelia, cracking pair of legs. Aristazabal Hawkes from Guillemots is ok, so is Thorunn Antonia from Fields (more so in their videos anyway). 6 music is canny it does have a good mix. Radio 1 is on a bit of a down swing. It's ratings are canny but the daytime content is shite, Mills' show actually makes my blood boil if I am subjected to more than 5 minutes of his inane banter and ker-azy phone calls. I like Mark Radcliffes evening show on Radio 2 , there is still some new stuff getting in there and he does live sessions. When Noddy Holder is on doing the TV reviews they just run off into random stories of Slade touring America and meeting every possible celebrity from that era.

Lawrenson crowbarring in a Take That reference. Jesus wept indeed.

Curse of Lawerson strikes again. "Reading will never have a better chance to get through to the quarter finals" Smoggies are 1-0 down btw.

John Fashanu said awooga not Akabusi, didn't he?

your not called the Messiah for nothing...... He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. I'll get my coat

5 Live are saying he was at the post match stuff and is joining in with the celebrations so he should be fine.

All the best, have a good one.

The early series are classic. Struggles now. Not surprising considering it must have been going 20 years (The shorts were first on The Tracy Ulman show in 1987, weren't they?).

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf0FuVtsLI

Absolute rubbish, always has been. The late night ones are worse than Skins and thats saying something.

Personally I think it's shite. Some really nice new features but it's bugged to fuck, stupid mistakes after each patch. The last patch needed an add on just days after it came out. Piss poor compared to 06 imho. This patch can't even get Beckham transfer right and it's been through testing. Shoddy.

Worst game since the split from Eidos, more bugs in this update. Beckham does go to Galaxy but the Autralian one.

What's with the matching of locations with smells? And surely Lynx Africa would suffice for a night out in Consett. I just save the better aftershaves for the better places. Lynx Africa would be unheard of to some of the scummers in Consett man.

For nights out it's: JPG for Newcastle, Burberry Brit for Durham and Chanel Allure for good old Consett (with matching shower gels and deodorant) For everyday it's: Issey Miyake, D&G, Clinique Happy or Cerutti 1881. Joop is vile I always think of it as a "Dad's" aftershave or some 16 year old's first proper aftershave.

I did. Can you honestly say you enjoyed your plate of boiled oats? I had porridge with live yoghurt and blueberries. What a depressing way to start the day that his. Normally have 2/3 filter coffee's and Marlboro lights.....But since I gave up smoking...Yes breakfast is a little threadbare. I bet you used to smell lush. Classic case of teacher breath tbh Is there anything worse tbf? Only when they tried to cover it with xxx strong mints

To be fair lads he may have a point, I mean it's not like any of our supporters can hold a candle to this blokes footballing nous. week after week he wows us all with his knowledge of lower league football and the history of the sport, on a national scale no less. "A bit before my time mate"