The Mighty Hog

Harper; Perch, Williamson, S.Taylor, Santon; Ben Arfa, Tiote, Bigirimana, Gutierrez ©; Ba, Cisse. Elliot, Tavernier, Ferguson, Anita, Obertan, Sammy Ameobi, Shola Ameobi.

Poor bloke. All these strange things just seem to happen to him. So very unlucky.

Apparently he gave his first post match interview in English to .cock after the match today. So he's getting to grips with the lingo.

John Terry has retired from international football according to Sky.

Harper; Perch, Williamson, S.Taylor, Santon; Ben Arfa, Anita, Cabaye, Gutierrez, Cisse, Ba subs Elliot, Tavernier, Bigirimana, Tiote, Sammy Ameobi, Obertan, Shola Ameobi

https://twitter.com/jaybothroyd He's left them all up there.

Jay Bothroyd is having a multi-tweet meltdown at the minute.

TDX-KNHP If I remember it right you don't have to enter the code until three or four steps into the checkout. I think there was a box on the right hand side for it, but again I might be remembering wrong.

Gone for the Nexus 7 tablet. £199 at Tesco direct, whack on a couple of cheap batteries to take it over £200 then use the TDX-KNHP code to take £20 off. I went through Top Cashack so I'll get a little bit of extra cashback too. Getting it delivered to my local store that's barely two minutes walk away on Thursday intead of waiting for delivery next week.

My text/email tone is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIMT7JImkHc

I thought not, but it's editted anyway.

Do not click if you haven't seen the latest Breaking Bad.

All very underwhelming in the end like. Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Not sure it was anything dodgy. Wasn't on the bench then Shola was injured and no one could track him down. I'm assuming thery had a time limit on when they could name a replacement and it was right place, right time for Amalfitano

Nortoon/Ryder have in him starting.

First whispers from journo's are that Colo is out but Ba and Cisse start.

Gone off injured in the France game apparently.

I'm sure he'll be thrilled with the local coverage

The Bugle? Zaltzman is about two more days from a full breakdown.

#Newcastle (v Den Haag): Krul; R Taylor, S Taylor, Coloccini ©, Santon; Obertan, Tiote, Vuckic, Gutierrez; Cisse, Ba SUBS: Harper, Perch, Simpson, Williamson, Bigirimana, Gosling, Amalfitano, Sh Ameobi

It's a shame Twitter wasn't around/as popular a few years earlier, imagine the grief Alan Oliver would have been getting.

TEAM v SC Braga: Harper, Simpson, Coloccini ©, Tavernier, Gutierrez, R Taylor, Marveaux, Tiote, Ba, Cisse, Sammy Ameobi Everyone else on the subs bench this evening, except Dan Gosling who picked up a slight knock in the game yesterday

From the Sky Tyne and Wear site. Horrible

Nah, he failed in the December. Was going to be our January signing. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/12/16/modibo-maiga-fails-his-newcastle-united-medical-72703-29967542/