The Mighty Hog

And if that doesn't do it then Robbie Savage commentating on them will.

I saw something about the Hotel Du Vin on Twitter and it was quickly debunked as being fucking Westlife staying there so I'll keep the fizz on ice for now.

I was gonna say he's a cut above most of the local yokel journo's, not as good as Caulkin though. Definitely had a shitter the past two days.

The club have gone for a "no comment" rather than outright denial according to the Knight Ryder.

Don't get your hopes up, it's The Sun. Even if it was true we'd end up with a skinflint billionaire.

It's not all bad news then

I swear Tudor did a limited edition Chicken Tikka in the early 90's but I can't seem to find any mention of it.

Hang on, weren't they just bemoaning their own fans behaviour at Wembley when they lost to Pompey? I'm sure they were saying they saw a guy racially abuse a steward and drunken supporters pissing in random places round the stadium/fan zone.

The Virtues is looking good, if a little grim.

Just been and there was an older woman in with her grandson, which makes it one of the busier times I've seen. In fairness though there's fucking loads of polling stations around here.

Not until the end of next season.

He'll have not been registered with their squad at the end of the January transfer window so I doubt it.

Freddie's dead

The TV version of What We Do In The Shadows has been canny.

Crowded House?

Almiron's is a hamstring so probably season over. Schar is being assessed this week apparently.

I heard he pinned a sausage to his office door.

Well something has to replace the Andy Carroll transfer rumour every transfer window.

Fulham down now too.

I don't think he even waited until getting to the dressing room for that.

Injury was what was being said post-match.

October 2003 Vs Fulham according to Opta.