JawD

Though owuld have been more amusing had you said you used to have an outie and now an innie. Solution:- A - Push the fecker back in B - Vacuum up your arse to try and suck back in C - Cut it off D - paint it the colour of your nipples so it blends in E - Build a tattoo around it (you know, like the words Mt. Kilimanjaro). Sorted!

Not a nurse then?

Darrel Male errr, what was the next question? .. Oh aye, 34. No! 33. Um, stuff

Well, its a bit like when you have a ballon. If you push the end in and twist it so it stays there. If you then squeeze the balloon, eventually you'd have enough pressure to "pop" the pushing in bit back out. Same with your gut. Its likely pud has been strainin' to hard. I'd recommend more fibre in your diet. Quote some Doctor: "This type of hernia is simply an opening between the muscles of the abdominal wall directly below the belly button that causes the belly button to protrude whenever strains and causes an increase in pressure in her belly. Most commonly, it bulges when cry or strain to have a bowel movement. Most umbilical hernias are harmless and tend to close over time. On occasion, however, they are large enough that they need to be closed. And anytime the bulge of a hernia seems to be causing pain, becomes red, or can't be gently pushed back it is reason to seek medical attention. Oh, or risk stomach explosion"

No. Just .... no. Dont even joke about it.

Well that was an entertaining read. Oh while I remember, would a white dragon on our flag look like ... a flag with chunks out of the cross? White on white background? Nah, would never work.

What has concerned me, while I applaud the efforts put in by some to get Hitzfelds name in the media while perhaps it was not before, some seem to have been brainwashed into thinking that would be the only worthy appointment. Many of those supporting this may now scoff at MON where as wanted no one but him before this started. Its is critical that when the new manager is appointed we get behind him from the off. Show he has our backing (providing its not Bruce! ). I get the horrid feeling that if we signed MON we'd see threads like "FFS FS what have you done??" etc. People have done a good job in showing that Hitzfeld is not the only manager some fans would like here. While MON does have a good chunk of support, Hitzfeld does have a few also (at least over the net). We cant be so blinkered by asking FS to sign Hitzfeld as we have no idea how the man would be. for all we know he may have cracked up in the last year that would only be apparent in an interview! All we can hope for is that he, along with other good candidates are considered. There is a time to be heard, and a time to back down when you have been heard. Else what you say can backfire.

Whey the waters not even running? Who gets in then puts the water on?

The guy may not be everyones choice, but I was impressed with this effort. At least it looks well thought out and not something chucked together like I do my bait in the morning.

That JawD fella I reckon. Edit : Damn, forgot to sign out first.

Liv Tyler 56% Bill Haley 53%

Thats exactly how this wife came across. While she condemned the violence, she was also supporting action being taken and said it was more or less inevitable it would lead to this unless apologies were made. When she was told they had been made and what more do they have to do, she just kept repeating that they needed to open dialogue to come to agreements as to how to move on.

Some crappy article I dug up on EatSleep Football or whatever it called.

Feck me thats shocking. Awful thing to happen to him, but Im just as shocked that they didnt even let him know! He should have been flown back over the second they found out.

Nah, whats the point? She wont be interested in you, unless as said, you are into the whole strapon thing In my worldly times, Ive found Bisexual women are the way to go. They know they can get what they want. While Lesbien women go for each other for a reason.

Indeed it is. The whole thing has gone waaaay too far. Protest is fair enough, but they loose their arguement as soon as they burn flags, smash embassy doors in and set fire etc. As a group allegedly trying to build bridges within the countries they reside, they got a funny way of doing it. I watched an interview with one saying they have been frustrated and scared in recent times as they are all deemed the same due to what happens around the world. Yet we here of UK residents who say they would be prepared to be a suicide bomber etc. Then we see all this over what? A cartoon image? You build your own bridges and you knock them down yourself.

It appears he wants to speak to us all to find out our opinion on who the next manager should be. He didnt have a meeting with me like. I must check my messages though...

You're supposed to clean them now and again you scruffy get

I thought Baba had a canny game, also looked like it "meant something" by his reactions to the goals etc. Parker N'Zogbia Solano

I hate shaving with a passion. But then for work its expected that I do. I carry a electric one in tha car so I can shave if Im late (and look a total twat driving while shaving). But mostly I wet shave using my mach-3. Always, but always knock the top off a small mole that then bleeds for fecking hours just before I go out. Bog role face indeed.

Well, its fair to say I think I'm part of the fat statistic. for that I blame ... um .... pies I guess.

On the subject, if there is one thing Ive noticed since coming back here, is the constant swipes at each other on both boards. I've stayed (and will stay) out of the bickering but its odd seeing each board post the usual "look they're at it again" type of thread. Both doing it as I sit bemused. I came back here as I dont post that often these days (working at work you know! would you imagine!) but I know more of the loafers here so its easier. I see both as being canny in their own way.

Speaking of the ref, was I seeing things or did he make some odd gesture by going down on one knee to wave his arms and say "no" to another penalty claim?

My mate missed Zoggys goal as well by going for a piss. When he heard the cheer he thought it was shearers and came run ning out. He dribbled as well dirty bastard No way was I going to miss any of that game just in case. What a different game it was! Crowd, players, everything from start to end. Even Babayaro had a decent game!