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Like when Boumsong miss clears a ball and people blame him and Shola You're right though. I just find him so frustrating. I've seen him in games show strength and hold the ball great. He can show good skill and has shown the potential to turn into a good foil for the likes of Owen / Bellamy et al. However, on the flip side he has shown he can have the touch of an Elephant and can lay the ball off as if he was playing uphill or downhill. Shame, just not sure how long he will keep getting chances, but after his last display (which I thought was canny) he deserves his chances. He'll never be world class, but with our current selection of forwards he needs to be kept at the club. In the summer, Id like to see the club bring in two forwards. One as a starter and one to develop.

Have to hold my hand up here then. I've managed before to miss the bog while sitting doon (having a piss). Oh aye its possible like Woke up with a pisshorn, realised Id have to sit down to piss (or jet oot the window), pushed now slightly deflated down into the bowl and after some encouragement and further deflation, started to piss. The stream was still angled to far up and hit the underside of the bog seat coming out the other side dribbling down onto my boxers. Left the bathroom naked and chucked boxers into the wash trying to convince wor lass what had just happened. Think she thought Id either pissed myself or had been for a wank This said, biggest prob I have is splash back from awful designed urinals. Maybe I shouldnt wait until the last minute like. Pressure ye kna. Reminded me of a cartoon I seen once with someones splash soaking two blokes either side. I tried to see if I could see this on the net and could only find this: What its supposed to do Ive seriously got no idea. Anti Piss Splash Guard

How the hell did I miss this one yesterday? Been pissing myself laughing (along with the rest of my office!). The poor lass. She wont realise how many people off here have prob sent the link to this thread to others they know and at some point, someone will know who she is. Maybe dont care, maybe she's got no mates, or lots Waiting for the next installment, got me popcorn ready

Id agree. As an employer I get sent CV's in the post regularly. Hand written can be fine but it must be really neat. Done in word is much better. Clear and easy to read, as Rob says two sides of A4 max. Personally Im more interested in previous experience than I am education. But thats just me

"and rightly so eh?" is the way forward.

Ah yes well, lots of numptys around sadly I think its all basically in the context a statement is made. An example, I lad who used to be in a circle of friends, black. We would often joke together about me dancing like a wooden white boy and him like a funky nigger. Now, there was nothing racisit in it what so ever. But if I had made monkey noises to him while he was dancing, and in a derogatory way, then that would have been racist (and he would have planted me but thats another issue). Back to the JJ thing though. I agree that in some cases the chants were funny. Fact is, I have no idea if he is Gay, Bi or Straight, also I couldnt care less. He deserved the stick he got. As for any homophobic chants Im not sure exactly what was sung so I cant say if I think it was right or wrong. Though Taxi for Rockshots I would put in the "humour" catagory. While if someone shouted abuse for being Gay then that would be simplly wrong.

Again though, in playing agent provocateur, I could add that we tend to think its ok to shout at someone that they will die in some horrid way, or other general hostile abuse, but as soon as you use the words "black" or "gay" you are the devil incarnate. My personal point is that Society itself is so mixed up with its own views and people trying to be "right and just". No we shouldnt judge anyone on colour or sexual preference (though I dont see the harm in using it for observational purpose, in other words its not always whats said but the meaning behind whats said), but equally we shouldnt threat to kill someone, yet in joking that is acceptable. Odd.

I'd agree that homophobic chants shout be cut out, no matter if funny. But, in todays society this would ring true: "You're a twat, a fecking twat, f*ck off and die" (while taking a corner) "Give it your best, just like I did with your wife" (While taking a penalty) "Come any closer and we'll kill ya f*cking pr*ck" (from a throw in) "F*cking gayboy" (at the shout of this all and sundry go up in arms, Oooooo you cant say that!

Just wait until the PC brigade find out that there is a nightclub that only admits genetically challanged people. Is that what they are called these days? you know, freaks?

Well after being loaded with deadly flu (wor lass calls it "cold" pah!), I tried my age old cure last night of take away madras and a few shorts. Woke up this morning with nostrils like a drilled muffin. Instead of drinking my morning cuppa, Im on beechams. *sniff*

If someone wouldnt mind pming me the link also. Was trying to get on their yesterday and had no luck what so ever. Cheers.

Pillow? Posh missionary then when you put your pillow under her back to "enhance her pleasure". Either that or you're pulling out too soon Even better with her pillow like.

It was 112889[/snapback] Aye, back in my day .... I was quicker then anarl

Would you care to share? 112963[/snapback] Let me guess, you trap your lass into an Iron Maiden and take her while subdued?

Rob, Im sure I just read you say something along those lines in another thread. Maybe you should make it your sig

Well, there's nee chance Im gannin. Feel like shite and have more gunk up my nose than a 2yr old.

Cant believe this post wasnt stickied. Loosing your touch. Aye, back in my day ......

Went to see Hostel. Over all the film is shite with a crap plot. I had the feeling is was made more for the sick effects and cringeworthyness than owt else. Worth seeing maybe on DVD but overall I wasnt impressed. If you compare it to Saw, similar genre, similar effects etc, but without the half decent story.

Big sam? Please no ... While he has good points, he just aint what Id like to see. Many will typically brand him "shite football" and judging by their efforts when they came u p and when I was down there last, its quite accurate (HOOf IT!). But I'd rather we went for someone with European experience (as opposed to a slight flirtation in europe). Maybe thats not relevant yet, but europe must be out aim for next season. As we're thinking long term, Id like us to be well prepared for the eventuality. Who knows how he'd do, but he wouldnt be next on my list (though would be before Curblishly, Bruce or OLeary).

So where's the place to be these days? Not still falling over each other in the trent are ya? Tis about time wor lass dropped me off in town so I could have a few rather than me driving...

Cant decide, too many options.

Plot thickens indeed.

Good italian would be La Riviera opposite buff joes. Bit small though and can be pricey. Good Chinees Id say Landmark in chinatown.

Pud you Bastard I know feck all about German (other than something like "Ein Gross Bier Bitter"), so Id been wondering about that article. Though I hadnt paid that much attention. Glad now else you'd have had me like a wee fishy. Some people need to lighten up though and admit if they'd been had. Bit like on Beadles About kinda. Watch out, Peaspuds about....

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