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So is a pork pie ok then? Or maybe a meat pie from greggs as thats prob got next to no meat in it. In fact, sausages has little meat in also? Hmm, gonna have to trawl the net to find out why (not that it will matter like, Im still going for a chinees).

Im no religious buff, so why shouldnt we eat meat on friday?

Dunno like, If MON said no, which is quite possible, before turning to the dregs of the PL I'd look at Houllier then even Ranieri before the other lot.

She was Belinda Carlisle on "Stars in their Eyes" was she not. Also for some reason I suspect she is a lezzer. 119230[/snapback] On what grounds!? 119231[/snapback] Knocked back tbh

Sure I heard earlier in the season we had applied. Unless I was dreaming like. Which is canny possible given that the other day I dreamt Phil Neville signed for Hearts. Weird. Anyway, maybe finishing 7th will get into the intertoto. We nearly won it in dramatic fashion a few years back when we levelled the tie at 4-4. Great game !

Aye, hopefully its nowt and the lad turns up safe.

So, Ive chucked down whatever names I "think" could be in the hat. Some more likeable than others, some more realistic than others. Then I've tried to narrow it down a bit. Allerdyce - Not for me but is prob still under consideration. Has done well with Bolton despite low budget. Too small minded? Bruce - After GS, even FF would not make that mistake again Curbishly - Tipped for England, but more mid table. Dont see his attraction Graham - Out of scene too long Hiddink - Of to the vodka lands Hitzfeld - Apparantly not in Hoddle - Another fruit loop Houllier - I could imagine FF liking this one, success with 'pool and now lyon. Hughes - Going well with Blackburn, but maybe FF wants more experience? Would he leave Blackburn so soon? Mancini - Nah, too big a risk I reckon. O'Leary - Nope, see Bruce O'Neil - Dunno. One of the faves but is he ready to come back or is England his temptation? Ranieri - Ye old tinkerman. Mad as a bag of mad things, but a possibility. Roeder - Back to the academy Shearer - Taking time out Venebles - Cockney Geezer, see Graham So, after that scientific insight, my shortlist is down to these, with my numbers indicating what I think the order of likeliness is. Allerdyce (3) Houllier (2) Hughes (5) Mancini (6) O'Neil (1) Ranieri (4)

Hmm, Im not entirely sure about who gets into UEFA now. How many places do we get? Is it 2 + FAC? So with FAC being prob Chelsea is that place then not given to next, and no 3rd league place (7th)? Ah, here we go from the FA So, lets say the FA Cup final is Chelsea v West Ham and Chelsea win, then West Ham get the UEFA spot. Worthy Cup won by Man U, they being in champ league spot so this creates a 6th place for a spot. UEFA Spots 5th Place - Arsenal ? FA Runner Up - West Ham ? 6th Place - Blackburn ? So, no chance of us getting in then Im afraid. Ok, unless we somehow got 6th which would mean catching maybe blackburn. Now, doing what we done for the above looks as this: Blackburn Liverpool (H) - 0 Birmingham (A) - 1 Charlton (A) - 1 Chelsea (H) - 0 Man City (H) - 3 Current - 54 points TOTAL 59 points

Ok, due to an oversight by sky and boltons homepage (not me you see). I missed their boro game which I have them for a home win. So, Ive updated my thingy and now have us as 8th. Yeah, cheers boro. Still, Im not giving up hope yet.....

Its all a bit ifs and buts, Bolton I think are the biggest threat. Or maybe ourselves. Quite possible to drop points against Wigan or down the road (as they will have had the final nail in before then). We also play West Brom and Brum who are fighting to stay up and that makes them both tricky. I've also said we'll get a point against by then champions Chelsea. If we lost then by my reconing Bolton would pip us on GD unless we can make up good ground against the likes of Sunderland and West Brom.

All things being well, we may just scrape in by reaching 7th. Long shot at the moment but the teams around us have some tricky ties. Also assuming we can get the points we'd expect. Being positive, I chucked these together... Newcastle Wigan (H) 3 Sunderland (A) 3 West Brom (H) 3 Brum (A) 1 Chelsea (H) 1 Current 45 TOTAL 56 Blackburn Liverpool (H) - 0 Birmingham (A) - 1 Charlton (A) - 1 Chelsea (H) - 0 Man City (H) - 3 Current - 54 points TOTAL 59 points Bolton Chelsea (H) 0 West Brom (A) 3 Charlton (H) 3 Spurs (A) 0 Brum (H) 1 Boro (H) 3 Current 48 TOTAL 58 Wigan Newcastle (A) 0 Villa (H) 3 Fulham (A) 1 Pompy (H) 3 Arsenal (A) 0 Current 48 TOTAL 55 West Ham Man City (H) 3 Boro (A) 1 Liverpool (H) 0 West Brom (A) 3 Spurs (H) 1 Current 46 TOTAL 54 Everton Spurs (H) 1 Chelsea (H) 0 Brum (H) 3 Boro (A) 1 West Brom (H) 3 Current 45 TOTAL 53 Accurate? maybe... Possible? maybe ... Too much time on my hands? definately...

Actually its quite useful. When I forget my age as can happen, I can now come here and check. Always offering a new service eh.

Hahaha. I reckon No 2. But, we need pictures!

Well, fits the bill like, tall, piglike, masseeev outy

<munches snackajacks .. (had no popcorn at Asda) .. > home they're getting some pics mind.... I wanna see who this skinhead is, is he related, maybe her pimp? Maybe she really has a skin head.... so many questions...

Well, Im off to walk the dogs then get some stuff from Asda. you know, popcorn and the like to I can come back here and watch the developments!

one hour out the "other way" ye donkey! 117468[/snapback] Meh, still bloody early <rubs eyes>

Funny, according to tings things end the last few posts were just after 5am .. Seems Im one hour out so it was just after four.... <goes looking for the comment about needing to get a life> Though I suppose columbo dont rest when he is on the case like...

But what if someone is sticking a red hot poker through his chin and he dismisses it as an abcess?

Kneejerk tbh

Did I just call him a bloke?

This bloke is class Mr Topsy Turvey. Morning Good. <walk away backwards>

Lots of possibilities, Id go for maybe trying to impress your mates by opening a bottle of bud with your teeth (screw cap probably like I did on the bus to the liverpool game). Or, maybe a bit of kebab (read: dog flesh) lodged in your gum and infected overnight. Or, something crawled into your mouth while you slept and laid eggs.

Wasnt up to much, but I quite enjoyed his other Angels & Demons. Next up, the Mr Men series....

The one that said all Toontastic posters are lush?