JawD

Hey you started it! You started talking about food! Its a delicacy you know. Nice in batter n tomato sauce. Good fer dunkin'

Hmm, this is the X-ray You may have a case...

Already! sheesh. I'm only off Fri-Mon. Still, better than a poke in the eye with a salty hammer.

Seems like an apt moment to show

Oh shite aye its Wednesday aint it! Woo hoo!

Cool. Get him NOW then! Canny our players running out to that instead of Local Hero when Shearer's gone.

JawD aged 34 1/12th

Tuesday 12th April Woke up to either dog barking or me snoring. Went to bathroom. Think I can definately see a beard developing. Thats three hairs now. Must remember to buy a new razor as the last may be blunted due to frequent use. Got letter! Sure she has added perfume to it! Or is it muskness from the postman? ... must be perfume! I better get myself prepared for my read!

The rinky dink panther?

I think its only right that he dropped in it from a geet height before the thread retires. Got out with a BANG not fade away so to speak

You know, its quite possible that this whole bible thing was an age old hoax. In fact, if you go to St Peters Square in Rome, stand in the middle, wait until midnight and look in the direction of Vatican City, there is a shadow cast across the square roughly in the shape of: I just wonder.....

Mines in front of yours on here. If you have my name "down there" where you have your name then Im ootahere. Esp after the last thread still scarred in my mind.

Hmm. So, if its not really meat people should be giving up, but luxury foods, then I assume that really should be an individual thing. Is meat a luxury to a farmer who has too many pigs? Maybe he would class a pinapple more of a luxury so give them up? Or am I reading too much into that? Oh, and I was christened a Catholic, just never went through the whole "cuffuffle".

Latent (blatant) lezza!! 119491[/snapback] trust you to pick up on that 119494[/snapback] So you gonna give up on Xmas as well? or is that a tradition worth holding on to Actually, few years back ... well maybe 8 or so... I ended up having a rubber microwave burger for Xmas from a garage. Went for a pub meal which was crap, walked out then realising I had nowt in and everywhere was shut. Doh! 119508[/snapback] aw that sounded lonely... did anyone show compassion or christmas spirit and come to your rescue though? I know what you're saying...i do like our christmas tree and buying gifts for those i love and care about even though im not religious. So i suppose im still being hypocritical but i intend to be myself more and only do what feels right instead of pretending and going along with things i dont want to do just because everyone else does. 119522[/snapback] No ... I was left to walk the streets alone, pondering my solitude. Even the stray cats and dogs had alleyways to share.... Alreet so thats bollocks, I wasnt actually alone, three was there of us and we just got pissed instead.

Latent (blatant) lezza!! 119491[/snapback] trust you to pick up on that 119494[/snapback] So you gonna give up on Xmas as well? or is that a tradition worth holding on to Actually, few years back ... well maybe 8 or so... I ended up having a rubber microwave burger for Xmas from a garage. Went for a pub meal which was crap, walked out then realising I had nowt in and everywhere was shut. Doh!

Well, thats scary reality we may have to face.

Im hoping its on in the toon somewhere so I can have a few while watching it.

I think it's the idea of not eating flesh (fish is ok though) on Good Friday because Jesus was crucified that day (don't see what's good about that like ). Traditionally Catholics in this country observe this every Friday. Disclaimer: I think! 119314[/snapback] So isn't avoiding cannabalism once a year OK? You're right about catholics - Fish on Friday we were told. As much for the alliteration as anything else I suspect. 119319[/snapback] It has to do with lent between Ashes Wednesday and Good Friday. Those two days are also special lent days where you are only supposed to eat one light meal. The fact that Catholics are not supposed to eat meat on Fridays stems from this tradition and not the other way round. IIRC. 119343[/snapback] Why do we eat pancakes on Shrove Tuesday* then? And what the fuck is a Shrove? *I know that one btw 119368[/snapback] Let me guess, Mr big J was offered to be stoned with a huge block (think Life of Brian) and out of respect we have to eat things that are flat? Oh and shrove has something to do with sins I think? it was me, I ate all the pancakes

Is there a religion where you eat yourself stupid? *ponders*

Ah ha! I knew it had to stem from someplace unless long ago he planted a red herring and was just codding around. 119337[/snapback] Oh shit, not another fish pun thread...... 119340[/snapback] Bah, its always gonna happen once in a whale. Ok, so not a fish but it came into my head while listening to Kylie minnow... Geez... its gonna be a long afternoon

Bugger. They always have to go and spoil things.

Ah ha! I knew it had to stem from someplace unless long ago he planted a red herring and was just codding around.

Riiiight, so this none meat eating is based on an assumption. Basically because big J starved himself for a while before he was stuck to the cross, its said that out of respect we should not eat meat on this day. Bet the person who wrote that was a veggie who liked fish.

I think it's the idea of not eating flesh (fish is ok though) on Good Friday because Jesus was crucified that day (don't see what's good about that like ). Traditionally Catholics in this country observe this every Friday. Disclaimer: I think! 119314[/snapback] Hmm, maybe he meant cannibals?

Reet, it says:- Nowhere do I see "Oh, and by the way, eat meat on this day and I shall strike ye down" (Luke 23:55)