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Hmmm.... dont know him, did he do some song for Big Mac when he was younger?

I really dont know what to make of this. So FF was seen with Posh while Becks snuck out another way? Oh I see .... that because Posh and FF seen together is normal.... As for us needing another iconic figure. Bollocks. I dont care if we sign Mr Nowhere from Nowhere land so long as he can play football and ideally upfront (Thoug, I admit he may be a tad small and iirc has a tendancy to fall through holes). As for the actual player, I just dont see how we need him? As already said, what can he do that Nobby cannot? Ok, perhaps you could rotate them as we dont know what Nobby's plans are (one rumour had him going back home, another that this may have been his last season), but Beckham, really? Looked v poor in the WC though Im not sure how he would be at club level. Baffling this one.... Oh, and Link

How much!

Hmm, I'm busy reading a book on Northumbrian History myself. Says nowt about scrabble though

Well, started off with researching my family history but that developed into an interest in Local History. That would be one hobbie, though I do enjoy online gaming but dont class that as a hobby, just something that annoys the hell out of Mrs JawD.

Its right like, despite the quality in the side, they didnt play as a team who were organised. I do think though much of the blame lies at the feet of the manager. So many questions about the whole affair. Mainly with the striker issue. As for Rooney, The stamp could easily have been accidental, but the push was right in front of the ref. Fair point though about the yellow in the other game for the headbut. Still, we cant really complain about the sending off. Mind, Ronaldo, if he is still in the prem next season, will get some stick Also seen at the start of the game where he appeared to have a run in with Rooney. They suggested it was fun, but there looked a bit more to it to me like. Portugal are poor, just so happen's we're unorganised and unprepared. At least they saved us from getting embarrassed in the semi's.

Tell you what like, getting nee fecking razor next to my bollocks like.

I would guess not

6 years time? No chance.

Go on, try and beat my score, I dare ya ...took me fooking ages that did...

Reet, twice Ive came back to this and twice I divvina what Im meant to be looking at

As my loafing session commences this afternoon, I was going to try to have a go myself, but I simply dont have enough one word answers to be able to. In fact, Im usually the opposite by giving the simplest of answers a geet slab of drivvel. But hey, stops me brain from ceasing ... seasing ... seazing ...meh, grinding to halt..

Hey listen, I was impressed alreet

See what happens, I expect the "its shite" reply, and what do I get. Nothing. See! See where trying to be helpful gets ya.

Didnt realise Id strolled on into the whinge thread. Lets see... 1. Its Friday 2. Its Afternoon 3. Its Friday Afternoon 4. I dont work weekends 5. Its Friday Afternoon 6. Its hot n sunny 7. Its Friday Afternoon I could go on, but seriously, give ya sells a shake man !

All thinking "Yeah, like you're getting in the squad before me"

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Yup, Im happy with that one. He may be in his last few seasons in top football, but with our current striking options, and him proving last season he can still do it when called upon, I think its a good signing for what will only be his wages. He will not play every game, but will certainly be a good option for us.

What about flatbed Navarra's? or Jeep Grand Cherokees? I'd agree about some 4x4's but to lump em all as the sole respite of the hairdressing community is a bit off. also this whole argument about 4x4 driver's being arseholes... I reckon it's more likely that drivers of cars whos cost is above a certain range are arseholes... I don't think it's a criticism that can be levelled at 4x4 drivers alone. 152726[/snapback] Agree here like. When you have "blokes" driving around in tigra's, hyundai coupes, audi tt's etc sorry like, they're girly cars. Only 4x4 girly styles I can think of is the old suzuki and the Rav 4.

Oooo are ya? Congrats then miss J

I used to drive the L200 Animal Twin Cab. Cracking machine with loads of space. Now that drunk the fuel though I chipped the engine which helps. I had the cab on the back part as well which was handy as owt. Bit of a knacker to park like and had the turning cirle of a line of elephants

Sorry like, Im gonna stick up fo rthe 4x4 driver. And not only because Im planning one for my next For one, Bullbars are meant to be illegal. But I agree people shouldnt have them. Another, if I was driving through leam lane I'd want a cow plough on the front never mind anything else But I dont but this whole stereo typical thing that the newspapers and media kick up. I drive alot with work. Both Rural and Urban. I see a great mixture of bad drivers and I cant really say there is any real pattern. Cars, 4x4's men, women, young old. All of them have their tossers. What I will say, is I reckon the worst offenders are those who do 40mph in the inside lane and those who tailgate. If someone wants to drive one to take their kids to school then its their cash and is their choice. However, I agree that loads of drivers are totally inconsiderate when parking around schools. I live next to one and see it all the time. But again, its a mixture of 4x4's, people carriers, normal cars or whatever. I just dont like the whole generalisation thing. If it was up to me (and God help the country if it ever was) I'd increase the speed limit on motorways to 80mph, increase the driving age to 21, and decrease the limit in resedential area's to 20. Also ban motorway use for vehicles under 70mph between 6AM and 8PM. Aye ....

I'll be sure to tell my other half that shes an arsehole based on the car she drives... 152477[/snapback] If you can give me a valid reason why anyone needs one of those petrol-guzzling child killers unless they have to drive up a mountain then I will retract my statement. 152582[/snapback] Riiight. So if the issue is because people have died as a result of them then surely the same applies to the majority of vehicles? Sorry like, but I dont care if you get hit at 40mph hour by a 4x4 or at 40mph by a mini, Its gonna hurt. As for the fuel consumption, you get less mpg with a high performance car than one of those. My current car (not 4x4) gets about 36mpg on diesel. Thats not really that much better than some 4x4's but is alot better than some high performance cars. Shocking what this driver did, but I really dont see thats its any worse because he or she was driving a 4x4 and not a standard car.

Anyone who drives a 4x4 is inherently an arsehole, but this man is downright scum. 152439[/snapback] Anyone who thinks all 4x4 drivers are arseholes are generally arseholes But yes, the person who done this should be made to suffer. While we accept accidents happen, there is never any excuse at all not to stop. Not to stop and help a young child is worse still.

You could also use props if you can get them in there before hand. You could do the old notes on a bog roll, or a huge pile of paper to be notes, or the tiny bit of paper to read from but go on for ages. You could take a rubber chicken and keep it in your hand but never refer to it bar waving it now and again as you are talking and being serious, or you could make up a A3 or A4 sign with "LAUGH" on it and one with "CLAP" on it for while you are going through to show to the audience. Good luck