JawD

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Well, about to leave for the town for my first game of the season (missed the intertoto game due to someones wedding .. sheesh!). One funny thing, Im taking my wife to her 1st game, she asked last night about the team we were playing, PSV Lederhosen tell ya, you couldnt make that stuff up.

Is that the one just up from the metro station? My sister went there for hers and recommended it. 165688[/snapback] Aye it sure is. Parking can be a bit of a pain or you you are getting the metro its just down the road a bit and on the left.

I say bOOk, though my film sounds more filim. H is aitch like.

From R.Gill

Genius!

Well, Im currently uninstalling all the stuff that shouldnt be on my works lap top (you know, FM2006 etc) as well as a few utils I no longer use. Ive also ran msconfig and stopped a couple of things starting with windows. I do know that Nortons does pre-check everything I open though Im sure I only have their firewall as I use AVG for antivirus. I tried defragging but it said I didnt have enough disk space hence the uninstalling. I'll then defrag again later.

You when a lass is gently rubbing your stomach and you think she is being effectionate or your luck might be in. She's wishing for money really I only know that cos wor lass does it

Actually, its not that easy to come up with the fixtures. A few things have to be taken into consideration, like making sure police agree to the fixture, that nearby clubs dont both have home fixtures (again stretching police resources). This said, a nifty little bit of software should be able to sort that. FM2006 might do the job...

An image of himself in you eh? I assume you mean Buddah

Well, the law applies to every site, message board etc. However, as N-O is high profile (esp with their links via news now) mroe attention is drawn to that forum. The club (or advisors) are likely to be made aware of the content of the site. As for this one, Im not sure, but its up to Admin if they want to run that risk. I'd assume if you did, you;d be given a warning and told to remove specific items.

I quite like "some" of the womens feet tattoo's. I know my mates wife has a flowery thing on her foot to ankle which looks canny. I've drew all but one of my tats myself, my favourite being my nufc badge on my calf which I included in a tribal design. Most painful would have been parts of my back, though my left arm seemed to be the most unpleasant one while getting it done. My first one I had done at Ozzies, also been to the guy on the west road, the guy who used to be in Gosforth and the last one I had done in whitley bay and they were prob my preferred both for comfort in the place, and the general crack you have while in there. (The fact he gave me a bottle of beer while I had my back done helped as well).

Well, ive since noticed that even going into my computer and browsing through the C: drive seems slow. Im leaning to it being something dodgy on the pc. Mind, Im running Spyware Doctor which Ive not ran for aaaaaages and so far it says 82% complete, 390 infections found and while Im sure some of them are harmless, I reckon there will be something in there that shouldnt be.

XP SP2 and MO 2002.

No I dont mean things are slow in here today and I thought I post for something to do Basically Im having trouble with Excel & Word. Both run fine and when I get a document open they can be worked on fine. The problem is in between times. When I select "open" on either software, the comp takes about 2mins to bring the bar down (which has drive letters so I can navigate etc). Then when it eventually lets me continue and I double click a drive (say C:) I have to wait another 2mins while it thinks about it and so on again and again. Im gonna do a full virus scan later when I leave work. Im also about to run a spyware check. Any other ideas? ta

Now that lad was a genius. Who'd have thought he'd have grown up to put a forum together

Do you know how long that took me?

Shouldnt the renewal just get sent to you though? Unless you transferred it over like...

Dead Birds I'm in that screen select thingy and this came through the door. Sure it wasnt on my list but I watched it anyway. Starts off in a typical western scene. After a couple off shootings and blood splattered heads you realise its not your run of the mill western. The gang of people may their way to a house in te middle of nowhere and on the way encounter some kind of bald twisted dog like animal, and kill it. When at the house they basically all start freaking out and either killing or bring killed. Its kind of a horror flick and I did end up watching it all. Wasnt bad, and worth watching when there's nowt else.

Aye link would be canny cheers.

You and I both know that when I say 4x4 I mean those enormous Chelsea Tractor monstrosities. 163055[/snapback] Right So, its not the fact its a 4x4 but the fact its big? So in that case I should ask at what point is a car too big? As height has no baring on driving, only really width and length could effect other road users. What would you say was acceptable? Would you say the Omega Estate is? Thats a car I had and is longer than a few 4x4's its also potentially wider? As for the women thing. For me its women and old people. I drive a fair bit, do around 30000 miles per year. The latter cause me the most grief, though I do get irritated by those who drive up my arse and expect me to pullover even when Ive another car in front etc. Even just the other day I was coming off the team valley in the left land to go straight up lobley hill. Some wife in front had an audi with the top down. She sat atthe roundabout and was clearly chatting away with a young kid who was sitted in the passenger seat. She wasnt even watching the roundabout traffic on what is a busy one. She missed a clear gap for us both in what lead to waiting ages again and she gave ME the finger when I tooted Watch the road ffs! From what I can gather, one of their biggest crimes seems to be sitting at a roundabout and going but then stopping again so you nearly go up their arse end.

aye, you wouldnt want me driving next t ya.

The L200 is 4wd and if I recall had hi and low shift gears also. the whole matcho thing is bollox like, as I went from Estate, to L200, to rear wheel drive car to4x4 I have now. So, doe sthat mean I go through periods of insecurity? Also bollox about saying you should only have one if you have a farm. By this count does it also mean that all cars should be single axle driven? So, no more 4 wheel drive BMW etc? Fact is, it gives better all round traction. Now, does anyone here pull a caravan?

This one depends, I usually let people into a gap, but you get a canny few people taking the piss, pushing in, and then thinking they have a right to push in front. I say, fuck em. 161668[/snapback] Agreed. JawD, are you one of these people who drive in the wrong lane becuse there's no traffic in that one, then cut in at the last minute? Because that really boils my piss tbh, and forces me to drive bumper to bumper with the car in front to stop people taking liberties! 161718[/snapback] No not at all, in fact the occassion Im thinking of the other day was on the A1 going past the metro centre. I wanted to be in so I could take my turn off. Id left plenty of time and seen a canny gap as a couple off cars had turned off te A1 for the A184. I glide over into place but in this time noticed the twat who now had a 3-4 car gap flooring it to try and stop me getting in. Then proceeded to drive right up my arse as if to make a point. I came off, gave him my glare and the universal "wanker" sign as he sped off down the A1