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You just made my face do this weird scrunchy up thing. Cheers

On this board you should know better than to say stuff like the bit in bold. Especially with a big grin on the end. 183660[/snapback] I know just what he means..... 183661[/snapback] Hey, I was young and has an enquisitive mind and yes .... I should know better....

and when he gets there he unzips and pulls out his penis. The Dr stares and after a short while says "Im baffled ... you have an orange penis and Im totally baffled by it" "Does anyone else in your family have this condition?" the Dr asked "No, no one" that man replies concerned "Well do you handle any chemicals at work?" The Dr asked trying to get to the bottom of the problem... "No, I dont Work" the man replied "Well, what do you do all day then?" the Dr asks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <breath in> . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Oh, I mostly sit at home watching porn and eating wotsits"

My first game that I can remember was at home against Man City. I know we won 2-1 but not sure what year it was, When I was a kid my father used to take me to watch sunday league footy. Though Id sit in tha car and entertain myself mostly That was late 70's early 80's.

Was that the one in the Milburn stand L7? We were laughing at him and the huge space around him. Albeit all the way over from SJH middle tier like. Tried shouting "splitter!" but dont think he heard....

So, the club is valued around 96 million and with it being in the early stages of discussion, it wont effect any transfer dealings.

Also one that I dont hear other people in for. However at the moment, the situation prb means we are forced to pay a bit over the top as clubs know how desparate the situation is.

Very worrying about Shola. Sounds like he is sure out for thursdays game and though we have a one goal start, we cant take it forgranted. Plus Shola has a good record in these sort of ties.

I was joking with my mate at the game yesterday saying Cheryl Tweedy will be getting one Mr Cole to move up north

Geez poor bloke. Certainly fighting up hill these days. Wonder if its linked to his visit to hospital from the game he was at. Lets hope he gets through.

Well its the halls that want out though. But FS wants to stay and doesnt want to sell. For all FS's shortcomings, Im rather wary about this sort of investment coming in to run the show.

Its a very sad state of affairs when this starts to happen. I bet its not the last either. Reminds me of a while ago, when i was on a train and seen a similar looking guy, the same thought went through my head as he sat clutching a bag. Only natural to think that though. Shame so many innocent muslims are going to be pre-judged in this way.

Aye, fair point

What do you mean probably?

Why is it, friday afternoon, 4:50, 10mins before Im going home and things start to turn to rat shit. For the record - I hate courier companies Why they make the most simple of tasks to bloody difficult is beyond me.

Aye, and only just under 2 hours to go.

erm... erm ... oh aye, the nails.... hmm... meh, who am i kidding, like Im gonna suggest something right about nail colour. I dunno, pink?

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Tall Rubber? Maybe what he wears when he robs banks....

Nah, prefer my version

Id agree that Id rather he did just "widen the net". I think this whole thing comes down to "hindsight is a wonderful thing". Who we might have kept and went for at the start of the window might have beeen very different.

Well, my mates mother works in a hairdressers. On a wednesday a bloke comes in to take all the hair away which he uses to stuff childrens small toys with (except for ginger hair which he sells on ebay to chinees people as some kind of black magic thingy). Anyway, this bloke who comes in, his sisters son plas football for his school team. One the refs from last weekend said that the scarfs concerned had a history of getting tatty around the edges. Its widely rumoured in the scarf industry that their scarfing days are over and that they are in line to become wigs. By sheer co-incidence, the same bloke that collects the hair is looking to use scarfs to sell wigs BACK to the hairdressers. Rumours of the wigs going to the chinees market have been denied though. So, close call tbh.... Alledgedly....

Relation?

He meant to be a bank robber? Not evenm wearing a mask man! Then again, could be putty faced ...

I also noted how he has changed from buying premiership proven players to now "scouring the world".